Random LW-parodying Statement Generator

So, I were looking at this, and then suddenly this thing happened.

EDIT:

New version! I updated the link above to it as well. Added LOADS and LOADS of new content, although I’m not entirely sure if it’s actually more fun (my guess is there’s more total fun due to varity, but that it’s more diluted).

I ended up working on this basically the entire day to day, and implemented practically all my ideas I have so far, except for some grammar issues that’d require disproportionately much work. So unless there are loads of suggestions or my brain comes up with lots of new ideas over the next few days, this may be the last version in a while and I may call it beta and ask for spell-check. Still alpha as of writing this thou.

Since there were some close calls already, I’ll restate this explicitly: I’d be easier for everyone if there weren’t any forks for at least a few more days, even ones just for spell-checking. After that/​I move this to beta feel more than free to do whatever you want.

Thanks to everyone who commented! ^_^

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Credits: http://​​lesswrong.com/​​lw/​​d2w/​​cards_against_rationality/​​ , http://​​lesswrong.com/​​lw/​​9ki/​​shit_rationalists_say/​​ , various people commenting on this article with suggestions, random people on the bay12 forums that helped me with the engine this is a descendent from ages ago.