Shit Rationalists Say?

I as­sume ev­ery­one has run across at least one of the “Shit X’s Say” for­mat of videos? Such as Shit Skep­tics Say. When done right it to­tally trig­gers the in-group warm-fuzzies. (Not to be con­fused with the nearly-iden­ti­cally for­mat­ted “Shit X’s Say to Y’s” which is mainly a way for Y’s to com­plain about X’s).

What sort of things do Ra­tion­al­ists of­ten say that trig­gers this sort of in-group recog­ni­tion which could be popped into a short video? A few I can think of...

You should sign up for cry­on­ics. I want to see you in the fu­ture.

…in­tel­li­gence ex­plo­sion…

What’s your con­fi­dence in­ter­val?

You know what they say: one man’s Mo­dus Po­nens is an­other man’s Mo­dus Tollens

This may sound a bit crazy right now, but hear me out…

What are your pri­ors?

When the sin­gu­lar­ity comes that won’t be a prob­lem any­more.

I like to think I’d do that, but I don’t fully trust my­self. I am run­ning on cor­rupted hard­ware af­ter all.

I want to be with you, and I don’t fore­see that chang­ing in the near fu­ture.

…Bayesian statis­tics…

So Omega ap­pears in front of you…

What would you say the prob­a­bil­ity of that event is, if your be­liefs are true?

Others?