“You’ll Never Persuade People Like That”

Sometimes, when someone is arguing for some proposition, their interlocutor will reply that the speaker’s choice of arguments or tone wouldn’t be effective at persuading some third party.

This would seem to be an odd change of topic. If I was arguing for this-and-such proposition, and my interlocutor isn’t, themselves, convinced by my arguments, it makes sense for them to reply about why they, personally, aren’t convinced. Why is it relevant whether I would convince some third party that isn’t here?

What’s going on in this kind of situation? Why would someone think “You’ll never persuade people like that” was a relevant reply?

“Because people aren’t truthseeking and treat arguments as soldiers” doesn’t seem like an adequate explanation by itself. It’s true, but it’s not specific enough: what particularly makes appeal-to-persuading-third-parties an effective “soldier”?


The bargaining model of war attempts to explain why wars are fought—and not fought; even the bitterest enemies often prefer to grudgingly make peace with each other rather than continue to fight.

That’s because war is costly. If I estimate that by continuing to wage war, there’s a 60% chance my armies will hold a desirable piece of territory, I can achieve my war objectives equally well in expectation—while saving a lot of money and human lives—by instead signing a peace treaty that divides the territory with the enemy 6040.

If the enemy will agree to that, of course. The enemy has their own forecast probabilities and their own war objectives. There’s usually a range of possible treaties that both combatants will prefer to fighting, but the parties need to negotiate to select a particular treaty, because there’s typically no uniquely obvious “fair” treaty—similar to how a buyer and seller need to negotiate a price for a rare and expensive item for which there is no uniquely obvious “fair” price.


If war is bargaining, and arguments are soldiers, then debate is negotiation: the same game-theoretic structure shines through armies fighting over the borders on the world’s political map, buyer and seller haggling over contract items, and debaters arguing over the beliefs on Society’s shared map. Strong arguments, like a strong battalion, make it less tenable for the adversary to maintain their current position.

Unfortunately, the theory of interdependent decision is … subtle. Although recent work points toward the outlines of a more elegant theory with fewer pathologies, the classical understanding of negotiation often recommends “rationally irrational” tactics in which an agent handicaps its own capabilities in order to extract concessions from a counterparty: for example, in the deadly game of chicken, if I visibly throw away my steering wheel, oncoming cars are forced to swerve for me in order to avoid a crash, but if the oncoming drivers have already blindfolded themselves, they wouldn’t be able to see me throw away my steering wheel, and I am forced to swerve for them.

Thomas Schelling teaches us that one such tactic is to move the locus of the negotiation elsewhere, onto some third party who has less of an incentive to concede or is less able to be communicated with. For example, if business purchases over $500 have to be approved by my hard-to-reach boss, an impatient seller of an item that ordinarily goes for $600 might be persuaded to give me a discount.

And that’s what explains the attractiveness of the appeal-to-persuading-third-parties. What “You’ll never persuade people like that” really means is, “You are starting to persuade me against my will, and I’m laundering my cognitive dissonance by asserting that you actually need to persuade someone else who isn’t here.” When someone is desperate enough to try to get away with that, you know you’ve got them cornered. Go for the throat!

(Unless the belief you’re arguing for is false. You checked that beforehand, right??)