To be fair to itch.io, they are over a barrel and do intend to bring the banned games back. They are looking for a new payment processor as a way out.
It seems Ross Vought might be behind all this push, including a general push to effectively ban pornography?
I would love to read a deep dive into why we don’t have more payment processors that don’t care where the money is going. It seems to me that someone stands to make a lot of money by telling puritans “No”. I do understand that some nsfw purchasers cause charge back rates and fraud to skyrocket compared to other industries. There should still be a very comfortable market in taking money and not caring about screaming people who were never going to be your customer anyway. Good to see in the linked article there are two indicated processors.
Thermopylae is not a good example here. They started with ~70,000 troops and absolutely expected to win due to the overwhelming advantage of their defended position.
The rearguard, who stayed behind to cover the retreat are where “the 300” comes from, (but there were actually over 1,200 of them) were wiped out except for about 400 who surrendered on the first day.
So not underdogs and didn’t win.