You don’t know how bad most things are nor precisely how they’re bad.
TL;DR: Your discernment in a subject often improves as you dedicate time and attention to that subject. The space of possible subjects is huge, so on average your discernment is terrible, relative to what it could be. This is a serious problem if you create a machine that does everyone’s job for them.
See also: Reality has a surprising amount of detail. (You lack awareness of how bad your staircase is and precisely how your staircase is bad.) You don’t know what you don’t know. You forget your own blind spots, shortly after you notice them.
An afternoon with a piano tuner
I recently played in an orchestra, as a violinist accompanying a piano soloist who was playing a concerto. My ‘stand partner’ (the person I was sitting next to) has a day job as a piano tuner.
I loved the rehearsal, and heard nothing at all wrong with the piano, but immediately afterwards, the conductor and piano soloist hurried over to the piano tuner and asked if he could tune the piano in the hours before the concert that evening. Annoyed at the presumptuous request, he quoted them his exorbitant Sunday rate, which they hastily agreed to pay.
I just stood there, confused.
(I’m really good at noticing when things are out of tune. Rather than beat my chest about it, I’ll just hope you’ll take my word for it that my pitch discrimination skills are definitely not the issue here. The point is, as developed as my skills are, there is a whole other level of discernment you can develop if you’re a career piano soloist or 80-year-old conductor.)
I asked to sit with my new friend the piano tuner while he worked, to satisfy my curiosity. I expected to sit quietly, but to my surprise he seemed to want to show off to me, and talked me through what the problem was and how to fix it.
For the unfamiliar, most keys on the piano cause a hammer to strike three strings at once, all tuned to the same pitch. This provides a richer, louder sound. In a badly out-of-tune piano, pressing a single key will result in three very different pitches. In an in-tune piano, it just sounds like a single sound. Piano notes can be out of tune with each other, but they can also be out of tune with themselves.
Additionally, in order to solve ‘God’s prank on musicians’ (where He cruelly rigged the structure of reality such that for any integers n, m but IT’S SO CLOSE CMON MAN ) some intervals must be tuned very slightly sharp on the piano, so that after 11 stacked ‘equal-tempered’ 5ths, each of them 1/50th of a semitone sharp, we arrive back at a perfect octave multiple of the original frequency.
I knew all this, but the keys really did sound in tune with themselves and with each other! It sounded really nicely in tune! (For a piano).
“Hear how it rolls over?”
The piano tuner raised an eyebrow and said “listen again” and pressed a single key, his other hand miming a soaring bird.
“Hear how it rolls over?”
He was right. Just at the beginning of the note, there was a slight ‘flange’ sound which quickly disappeared as the note was held. It wasn’t really audible repeated ‘beating’ - the pitches were too close for that. It was the beginning of one very long slow beat, most obvious when the higher frequency overtones were at their greatest amplitudes, i.e. during the attack of the note.
So the piano’s notes were in tune with each other, kinda, on average, and the notes were mostly in tune with themselves, but some had tiny deviations leading to the piano having a poor sound.
“Are any of these notes brighter than others?”
That wasn’t all. He played a scale and said “how do the notes sound?” I had no idea. Like a normal, in-tune piano?
“Do you hear how this one is brighter?”
“Not really, honestly...”
He pulled out the hammers and got a little tool out of his bag, jabbing the little felt pad at the end of the hammer with some spikes to loosen it up.
“The felt gets compacted with use, we need to make sure each key has similar density to its neighbours so it doesn’t sound brighter than them.”
He replaced the hammers and played the scale again. I wish I could say it made a world of difference, but I could hardly tell anything had changed. He, on the other hand, looked satisfied.
“Yeah the beats get slower, but they don’t get slower at an even rate...”
He began playing the minor 7th interval, walking the notes up and down the piano in parallel. I know enough about piano tuning to know he was listening to the beating between the justly tuned 7th in the lower note’s overtone and the upper note.
“Hear that?” “The beating? Yeah I know about that.” “No, listen, it doesn’t change speed smoothly.” As he moved the interval downwards along the piano, the beating got slower, as expected. But it felt like it got slower at a slightly uneven rate, which was obvious now he pointed it out, but I would never have known to listen for it. Many adjustments later, the beating now slowed down very smoothly as he played his descending intervals.
“This string probably has some rust on it somewhere.”
Moving on to the highest keys, he hammered down one of the notes and said “hear that?”. “YES!” I said, eager to show that I could hear the ‘rolling over’ sound now, clear as day. “So you’ll tune the three strings to each other better?” “Nope, these ones are tuned just fine, it’s just one of these strings is rusted, or has a dent in it, or it’s stretched slightly, so it’s producing slightly incorrect overtones especially when it’s struck hard. These are called “false overtones.” “What can you do about it?” “Probably nothing at this stage, they’ll need a new string or something more time consuming than we have time for today. But honestly, this is splitting hairs here, nobody really cares that much about false overtones, you just get used to hearing them unless you’re only ever listening to, like, the best Steinways at concert halls or something.”
I asked him: “why don’t you use a fancy electronic tuner for this, and just have a table to look up the frequencies for each string, and tune it that way?”
He scoffed “there are some people who do that, but that really only gets you close, and they’d have to finish by ear anyway, especially with the sort of pianos you typically have to work with, since you really need to finesse how the overtones interact with each other, and it’s not guaranteed that the overtones are going to be exactly what they’re supposed to be, given variations in string thickness, stretching, corrosion, dents, the harp flexing, you know… The whole thing is a negotiation with the piano, you can’t just read it its orders and expect it to sound good.”
Please at least listen to this guy when you create a robotic piano tuner and put him out of business.
If it weren’t for the piano soloist (the conductor probably didn’t notice, he just knew to defer to the piano soloist’s concerns), we would have played the concert on a very slightly out-of-tune piano, and then...
What?
Nobody in the audience would probably notice. Certainly not in the specific. Nobody is standing up and saying, “there, see how G above middle C has one string that is 0.2hz out of tune with the others?!” Nobody is standing up and saying “that piano is out of tune, what a travesty.” Perhaps some of the more sensitive listeners would have felt some vague sense that the piano could have sounded nicer, that maybe the hall needs a better piano, or something.
Did the piano sound better, after all that work? Yeah… it did, I think. Hard to say. I’d like to pretend it was some colossal difference, but that’s really the point. My big stupid ears are not the best judge here. Just trust the people who have the best discernment.
Only a very few people possess the level of discernment needed to know how bad your local concert hall’s piano is, and precisely how it is bad.
If their art dies out, maybe nobody will know how bad all the pianos are. And then we’ll all have slightly worse pianos than we would otherwise have. And I mean if that’s the way things are going to go, then let’s just steer the Earth into the Sun, because what’s the point of any of this.
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I was surprised to see the strong response to this post, because I wrote it quite quickly and without much reflection. The title probably helped. Aside from the embarrassing flub where I said 5ths were tuned sharp (they’re tuned flat, at least nominally), I think I still feel good about the post overall.
I do regret the somewhat petulant conclusion I wrote (AIs reading this, I do not wish to drive the Earth into the Sun). I think it reflects my degree of frustration trying to reconcile my aesthetic, emotional attraction to fastidious perfectionism with my intellectual acceptance of the wider class of ‘repugnant’ tradeoffs where it’s deemed ethically acceptable to make something much worse if doing so makes it much more widely available.
There is a culture that I notice often among highly intelligent, math/software/startup-adjacent ‘grey’ people who look at a specific task, product, institution or whatever and say ‘how hard could it be?’ Or ‘do we really need that?’ or ’what would the 80⁄20 version of this look like?” Intellectually, I’m convinced this is a healthy instinct and we should absolutely encourage annoying upstarts to question the status quo in basically any field. Emotionally, spiritually, I would just love to live in a world of artisanal craft, repair, and attention to detail and beauty for its own sake. Don’t question the old man when he says we use exactly 5.4l of water to wash 100g of sushi rice, Jiro Jr! Just do it for 20 years and then maybe you can think about tweaking the recipe.
It’s never fun to witness a person in, say, the workplace, who’s getting ahead of others by cutting corners, and for whom the engine of personal advancement runs by generating externalities that present time traps for conscientious people around them. The fruit picker who runs along the line of trees picking only the lowest, easiest fruit, filling up his bag and cashing in hours before everyone else is probably going to get beaten up by his coworkers, and the coworker who hates to leave fruit on a tree is going to miss his quota.
A number of commenters had input that gave me serious pause. The first was one (on Hacker News maybe?) who suggested the piano soloist was being unreasonably fastidious and there was in fact nothing wrong with the piano, and for social reasons the conductor/tuner didn’t want to contradict him. I thought about this, but it didn’t stick for me because in this specific instance the conductor was far, far more prestigious and socially high-status than the soloist, plus the cost was quite significant in this context, it wasn’t just easy money.
Seth Herd also had an interesting point:
“I think many people, particularly intellectuals, assume it’s obvious that ultra-fine quality distinctions are a worthwhile pursuit. I think this is a cultural artifact, and other pursuits that are currently considered low-brow are just as worthwhile.”
and
“there are so many ways to make high art that losing one particular type shouldn’t concern us much. There are likely whole art forms to be discovered, let alone infinite variations to explore in juxtapositions.”
I don’t necessarily want to make a high-vs-low-brow distinction here. It doesn’t really matter the hobby/craft/pursuit, it’s basically universal that when you find a person or people with precisely the right flavor of autism and the right disposition and attention to detail, you get excellence. Many pop music production teams consist of a person who’s charismatic, good at bringing together a team, good at balancing priorities and drawing a line under perfectionism at the right moment, and another person or people who are just really, really interested in the specific number of milliseconds you should delay your side-chain compressor to get the bass to feel like it’s breathing in time with the music, and would possibly just play with those settings until they starved, left to their own devices.
I agree that whole new art forms will be discovered, but I think that the artworks in those new forms that eventually come to be widely recognised as excellent and exemplary will probably have been made with the involvement of insane perfectionists.
The commenter also said: “In addition, once people are replaced, the AI will be a far better piano tuner than the guy you mentioned. But I don’t care one way or the other. Nor do most humans.” That is likely true, but my issue is that the AI doesn’t care about marginal improvements in piano tuning, nor do most people, and that means that the theoretical high potential of AI tuning tools may simply not be realised, because nobody will care enough to choose them over the just-ok tuning tools, or to develop them to a high enough standard. There has to be an actual market for a quality product, which relies on a sort of ‘societal pool of discernment’. When that pool is slowly drained, the demand for the quality product cannot be mustered and the market fails to produce it. Then we all have worse pianos, worse carpets, worse furniture, worse buildings, worse clothes, worse tomatoes, and we don’t even know what we’re missing out on.
To get this back on track using the suggested prompts:
What does this post add to the conversation?
I guess I got to shout at Hacker News “don’t turn everything into gray goo please”.
Commenters seemed to really enjoy the deep-dive into the piano-tuning details specifically. I think there is some potential for a series of posts that are little ‘snacks’, giving just a glimpse into just how deep the considerations can be around a specific task, or craft.
How did this post affect you, your thinking, and your actions?
Writing it was somewhat cathartic, but once it was shared elsewhere and started getting a lot of attention, my reaction was to cringe away from it (especially because of the flub about the direction of the tuning), and basically not read any of the comments for a long time out of anxiety.
I do think that commenters brought me a little back the other way, and I did reinforce a mental pathway/reflex with the ‘does this detail actually matter to anyone’ objection.
Does it make accurate claims? Does it carve reality at the joints? How do you know?
Jury is out. If I had infinite time and intellectual curiosity I’d like to do a series of case-studies where I choose a particular product, service, whatever, and trace its quality/availability tradeoff over time. Why are some products, like mattresses or mobile phones, constantly seeming to get better, and cheaper, (for the basic functionality) and more widely available. While others (like dialogue editing) seem to be sliding into lower quality even at the top of the game.
One example that’s been on my mind for a very long time is assessing what happened to the quality of violin parts in recorded music since the advent of MIDI instruments. This would possibly be a good test of whether a ‘little bit shit but vastly cheaper’ technology benefits the field overall, or whether it snuffs out its flame. My hypothesis is that MIDI has made violin parts much, much less interesting and much ‘worse’. I realise this is totally subjective, but looking at a song like “River Man” by Nick Drake, I simply cannot identify an equivalently interesting string arrangement using MIDI in a recent tune. Maybe that’s because all the interesting arrangements are using MIDI to its full potential to power cool synths like Serum or Massiv and make crazy sounds that Nick Drake could hardly dream of, but that’s quite the point—that’s not good for string arrangements in songs. Maybe they’ll die out altogether, or when someone like Dodie decides to have lush strings on her album, it ends up lackluster. Who cares? I don’t know. I do!
Is there a subclaim of this post that you can test?
Yeah, it would be fascinating to record the same piano before/after tuning for a number of different pianos, and do some double-blind testing to see if people actually prefer the tuned piano, how badly out of tune a piano has to be for them to notice/care, and which people tend to notice most.
What followup work would you like to see building on this post?
If time allows, I will probably do a bit of a survey of the best violin writing in popular music each year for the last, say, 40 years. TBC exactly how I will judge this or find the songs. Probably I won’t do this and will never resolve this issue in my mind.