[meta] Future moderation and investigation of downvote abuse cases, or, I don’t want to deal with this stuff

Since the episode with Eugine_Nier, I have received three private messages from different people asking me to investigate various cases of suspected mass downvoting. And to be quite honest, I don’t want to deal with this. Eugine’s case was relatively clear-cut, since he had engaged in systematic downvoting of a massive scale, but the new situations are a lot fuzzier and I’m not sure of what exactly the rules should be (what counts as a permitted use of the downvote system and what doesn’t?).

At least one person has also privately contacted me and offered to carry out moderator duties if I don’t want them, but even if I told them yes (on what basis? why them and not someone else?), I don’t know what kind of policy I should tell them to enforce. I only happened to be appointed a moderator because I was in the list of top 10 posters at a particular time, and I don’t feel like I should have any particular authority to make the rules. Nor do I feel like I have any good idea of what the rules should be, or who would be the right person to enforce them.

In any case, I don’t want to be doing this job, nor do I particularly feel like being responsible for figuring out who should, or how, or what the heck. I’ve already started visiting LW less often because I dread having new investigation requests to deal with. So if you folks could be so kind as to figure it out without my involvement? If there’s a clear consensus that someone in particular should deal with this, I can give them mod powers, or something.