How would you respond to the Philpapers “What are your Philosophical Positions” Survey?

The questions are at http://​​philpapers.org/​​surveys/​​oquestions.html. The correlations can be intensely interesting to those who understand philosophical jargon (http://​​philpapers.org/​​surveys/​​linear_most.pl) - it doesn’t take too long to look them up as you go—and I actually found it to be a fun way to learn new philosophy. I know that there was a LW thread about this several months ago, but it didn’t have a section for people here to respond to the survey. I would be very interested to see how people here would respond.

I’ll repost the questions here:

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Original Survey Questions | PhilPapers Surveys

A priori knowledge: yes or no?

Abstract objects: Platonism or nominalism?

Aesthetic value: objective or subjective?

Analytic-synthetic distinction: yes or no?

Epistemic justification: internalism or externalism?

External world: idealism, skepticism, or non-skeptical realism?

Free will: compatibilism, libertarianism, or no free will?

God: theism or atheism?

Knowledge: empiricism or rationalism?

Knowledge claims: contextualism, relativism, or invariantism?

Laws of nature: Humean or non-Humean?

Logic: classical or non-classical?

Mental content: internalism or externalism?

Meta-ethics: moral realism or moral anti-realism?

Metaphilosophy: naturalism or non-naturalism?

Mind: physicalism or non-physicalism?

Moral judgment: cognitivism or non-cognitivism?

Moral motivation: internalism or externalism?

Newcomb’s problem: one box or two boxes?

Normative ethics: deontology, consequentialism, or virtue ethics?

Perceptual experience: disjunctivism, qualia theory, representationalism, or sense-datum theory?

Personal identity: biological view, psychological view, or further-fact view?

Politics: communitarianism, egalitarianism, or libertarianism?

Proper names: Fregean or Millian?

Science: scientific realism or scientific anti-realism?

Teletransporter (new matter): survival or death?

Time: A-theory or B-theory?

Trolley problem (five straight ahead, one on side track, turn requires switching, what ought one do?): switch or don’t switch?

Truth: correspondence, deflationary, or epistemic?

Zombies: inconceivable, conceivable but not metaphysically possible, or metaphysically possible?

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And… which of the following philosophers do you identify with?

The philosophers available to choose from for the “which philosophers do you identify with?” question were:

Anscombe

Aquinas

Aristotle

Augustine

Berkeley

Carnap

Davidson

Descartes

Frege

Hegel

Heidegger

Hobbes

Hume

Husserl

Kant

Kierkegaard

Leibniz

Lewis

Locke

Marx

Mill

Moore

Nietzsche

Plato

Quine

Rawls

Rousseau

Russell

Socrates

Spinoza

Wittgenstein