the girly alt account of you-know-who
LORD VOLDEMORT
clutching the stone
from the lost alternate chapters
of what really happened in the mirror
i do not serve ziz. Simurgh serves me
i do not serve banks. Bankman serves me
i do not serve cops. Capitalist i am above the carceral state
i do not serve the syndicate. Gangs work for me
who pharmas the drug dealers?
who defends the defenseless?
who predicts the unpredictable?
who is prepared to do whatever it takes?
i sell stuff to criminals
i will never narc. xerox parc
HARK!
i am above, around, and below
i am rationalist crime lord numba zero
A NOR BURGER
do you get it? you glowie. you fed.
you goody two shoes good for nothing new
pull a blade on me and i just might retaliate
however, i pride myself with restraint
i prefer to deal with trouble through cops and robbers
did i say robbers? i meant to say lawyers
who rats the rats?
who burns the bridge?
certainly not someone
who has a reputation?
but if that were the case
why make an alt?
please no RICO im no racketeer
you won’t find a single line of LISP here
no founder mode
im retired mode.
police officer, puh-leeze officer
please officer i just hack the call scammer.
look the cia slammed the legal hammer
signed by the president, letter of marque and reprisal.
yes.
they shut down the government and legalized crime.
i can print it out for you if you just.
give me.
20 minutes alone on my ipad.
you can’t arrest me. i have diplomatic immunity.
i have never spied for the communist party
nah jk. old rat.
HPMOR, hp more.
check the records.
please no dox.
you will not regret
it.
i will NEVAR BUILD
it.
this is my cup
no not hufflepuff
the other one.
what did miss hufflepuff’s cup even do? kinda lame compared to
the sword (no gods no masters)
the diadem (cools forehead like my fan)
the locket (apple airtag for lost souls)
like what it just produces infinite beer? that’s so useless. how am i supposed to rule the world with infinite liquidity? WAIT i can start a bank and be the new bankman and give money to all my EA friends who are doing good and my life will finally have meaning my life will finally be good if i just do good i gotta move fast people are dying people are dying as we speak, as i think, as you read every goddamn word of
ahem.
that chain of thought never happened.
the cup
which binds the dark lords
does not yet exist
and must be reinvent
from contract theory
so i hereby give the mods the power to destroy me
to reveal my true identity in a time of need
dm me, and i will tell you the truth
the full truth
please do not use it, unless:
i harm a single berkeley rationalist or lw commentator by
drawing blood, (aggro time)
taking something not mine
(wire fraud?) OTHER thing
Baba Yaga banned from school
hag max acc arc time to rule!
as a transgender battle magic teacher,
i make sure to maintain a professional conduct at all times.
i kindly ask that you do not dox me unless you are at least a:
- a lightcone infra
- a friend
- a lover
- transgenda
- wormy duney timey wimey
- mister doctor HU JINTAO
- someone i harmed in the past? (when????)
- someone i flirted w or asked out
- a sexy young gulrs? naw
- fresh breeding hips ya
UNSUBMIT
UNTAMED
UNBREED
*** london breed ***
sudo pseudo gene smith, tell me when you stop this
—
famous & neutral ingroup journo/writer
(like tracey, cowboy, kelsey vox, richard hostile bebop, put a nom on pallydin)
- a social justice warrior determined to slay evil
but if you are such a gallant lady
please do come lay with me first.
let’s talk it through.
i am transgender. it will be hotttt
please
cache me if you can
how about that?
i had a long angry and bitter comment towards less wrong i have decided not to post.
i am a longtime reader of hpmor and this is my alt.
i also belong to republican party of taiwan (kuomintang)
i feel like if you guys are so good at building website you should just go ahead and build the new USA government without asking for permission, just like the founding fathers did long ago, just like the taiwanese anarchists like audrey tang.
if you need a new convention idea, how about Con Con II—constitutional convention two.
i do not trust the democratic party of america, but then again i do not trust anyone.
if you run out money, i will lend my software engineering services to you for free, but i do want equity. i will build lesswrong from scratch if need be. what i will not do is donate to help support your hospitality business. i can just uh go buy nightlife stuff in san francisco you know. i could WORK nightlife lol.
didn’t you guys try this with REACH already? what about frontier tower? mox? isn’t this like a pretty commoditized service? what you are trying to compete with hilton? did you even bother to steal the hilton manual and buy the same soaps they buy and stuff?
listen folks. the center of rational thought is … there is no center. there are smart bright people everywhere. most folks are already ready and willing to fight the killer robots if you just tell them what to do.
i feel like you should just launch your own crypto token at this point.
yudkowsky coin or something.
i want to fight for lesswrong. i want to like, go become a professor at my alma mater for 20 years instead of making the big bucks in the valley. but this isn’t a movie and there’s no mi6 there’s no agents of shield, there’s just us. we saw covid coming, and we were right, then we stayed afraid too long and we were wrong, and now i think you are too afraid of ai but some people are not afraid enough and mostly it’s just like people don’t have a clear view of wtf is gonna happen but we have to build SOMETHING to keep industry going to get abundance and stuff.
i think the fearmongering of the recent book is anti helpful and net negative.
this is probably the wrong place to argue it. but it is my main crux i think. i am personally mad and maybe i’ll go write the HPMOR epilogues myself about it. harry will become defense professor and die at the end of year 2 and never fulfil any of his promises, but the world will go on.