Contrived infinite-torture scenarios: July 2010

This is our monthly thread for collecting arbitrarily contrived scenarios in which somebody gets tortured for 3^^^^^3 years, or an infinite number of people experience an infinite amount of sorrow, or a baby gets eaten by a shark, etc. and which might be handy to link to in one of our discussions. As everyone knows, this is the most rational and non-obnoxious way to think about incentives and disincentives.

  • Please post all infinite-torture scenarios separately, so that they can be voted up/​down separately. (If they are strongly related, reply to your own comments. If strongly ordered, then go ahead and post them together.)

  • No more than 5 infinite-torture scenarios per person per monthly thread, please.