myriad tiny computers … repeatedly computing some basic circuit representing maximum bliss.
Surely you mean experiencing maximum bliss. That is completely different from merely “representing” it.
“Representing” maximum bliss would be like writing “I love school” 100 times on the blackboard. That does not make me actually love school...
I too like the hedonium shockwave, for the same reasons as you.
Some may argue I have just read too much Buddhism, but I think wellbeing and freedom from suffering is worth the loss of personal identity.