A short dialogue on comparability of values

Q: Are all of a person’s values comparable with each other? For example, is a candlelit dinner comparable to a sunset walk on a beach?

A: Of course. You can ask the person to choose between these two things. Their answer will give you information about what they value more.

Q: What if the person can’t choose?

A: Then they probably value these two things about equally.

Q: Okay, I have another question. Are all abstract concepts comparable to each other by weight?

A: Come again?

Q: I mean, we can ask a person: “Is one mile heavier than one hour or vice versa?” That will give you information about that person’s weight function, do they assign more weight to one mile or one hour.

A: The person can’t choose, because the question is nonsense.

Q: But by your own argument above, doesn’t that mean they weigh these things about equally?

A: It’s different, because the question about value feels more meaningful to the person, even if they can’t give an answer.

Q: But a question can feel meaningful without being about anything real. For example, questions about gods and demons feel meaningful to many people. What if questions about which thing is more valued are also like that?

A: The difference is that value doesn’t only manifest in answers to questions, it also manifests in what actions people choose.

Q: Do you mean, for a specific binary choice you can imagine a person in a room faced with two buttons and so on?

A: Exactly.

Q: Very well. Imagine a person in a room faced with two buttons, saying “one mile is heavier than one hour” and “vice versa”.

A: Screw you!


Tedious explanation of the joke: I’ve long been puzzled by the argument that we can ask people to choose between things, therefore people have preferences. Today I realized how to kick that argument down: by pointing out that you can ask people anything at all. So the mere act of asking can’t be evidence that the question is meaningful. Very quickly this dialogue was born, I hope you like it.