Edge cases don’t invalidate the rule

(Epistemic status: obvious in retrospect)

A standard thought experiment: design an artificial neuron that works just like a biological one. Then, replace the neurons in someone’s brain, one by one. If consciousness is tied to the atoms of the neurons, or their biochemistry, then the person must not be conscious afterwards; but when did they become unconscious? It’s hard to imagine them crossing a hidden threshold and becoming a p-zombie. Therefore, an artificial brain must be just as conscious as a biological brain.[1]

No, wait, don’t do that. Instead of replacing the neurons, just remove them. Clearly, one missing neuron won’t render someone unconscious. Therefore, an empty skull is just as conscious as a full one.

This is, of course, a sorties paradox. Some things are conscious, some aren’t, and some… kinda are. You don’t have to throw out your binary categorization, though. The existence of edge cases doesn’t invalidate the grouping.

Some things like this:

  • Biological sex and intersex people

  • Vegetarianism and eggs—should it depend whether they’re fertilized?

  • Alive, dead, sitting in a vat of liquid nitrogen at Alcor

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Car engines are sometimes taxed by displacement, with cutoffs at round numbers. You pay less for a 1.99-liter engine than a 2-liter engine.[2] This leads to a lot of cars with 1.99-liter engines. I don’t think this is a big deal; maybe if the tax were smooth, some engines would be a few hundred cc’s bigger or smaller. But I used to find it creepy, as if the law itself were at odds with reality. Really, I just hadn’t accepted that it’s okay for a rule to have small inconsistencies.

Some things like this:

  • Your phone battery quits charging and says “100%” at some voltage threshold

  • The doctrine of the preferred first speaker

  • Rules you use for willpower: “no video games after 11 pm”

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Paraphrased conversation with my friend, after we failed to hang out because we live in different time zones:

“Can we all just use UTC? That way, I’d know what time it is anywhere.”

“But time zones are useful to know when people are awake and available to hang out. ‘What time is it in Boston?’ is easier to Google than ‘is it okay to text my friend in Boston at 6pm?’”

“But what you really want to know isn’t ‘what time is it in Boston’, it’s ‘is my friend available to chat?’ They might work the night shift.”

“True, but most people don’t work the night shift. ‘Follow time zones’ is a heuristic that fails on edge cases, but most cases aren’t edge cases. And if I learn that one friend does work at night, I can make an exception for them.”

Some things like this:

  • Paper forms with fields for “first name” and “last name”

  • A web app which, if the screen is less than 200mm across, turns the small links into big touch-friendly buttons

  • Metal is stronger than plastic

  1. ^

    I’ve seen this thought experiment in a few places, including “Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach” by Russell and Norvig. Not sure who invented it.

  2. ^

    Varies per country. For example, Japan has thresholds every 500cc.