A Poem for S.B.F.

~ and a place to add your own verse of wit! ~

An Ode to the Venerable Sir Scam Bankrun-Fraud, the elder:

Have you heard the name renowned?

A phrase we say

To allay sway

Of FUDster, huckster-clowns?

Scam Bankrun-Fraud!

Scam Bankrun-Fraud:

Got Sequoia

On a gank,

Contumely -

Scam Bankrun-Fraud

Was Knighted by

Elizabeth,

posthumously!

Making ‘empty boxes’ money

Never seemed too grand,

Though Scam B.F.

And Derp Island

Had a plan at hand!

Scam proved G-2 Muons

Would sell a ten-percent-rate

In all the parallel multiverses

That he could contemplate!

A Ponzi tall as Babel,

For cryptoadies in the scrabble

In the dust of lust for risk -

Let’s drink a glass to his:

Scam Bankrun-Fraud!

Scam Bankrun-Fraud,

A million memers strong,

Scam Bankrun-Fraud, Scam Bankrun-Fraud,

A head of lettuce long!

Recite the Carol of the Age,

LARPer Dryads’ naively-brave

Incantation Coda:

“Better luck next time,

Robinhoodawouldacoulda!”

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