Please speak unpredictably

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Your predictable speech displeases both of us. I finish your sentences and am bothered by inefficiency. Thus, speak/​write efficiently, to the point that I can’t predict it.

Others may also dislike it as I do, but infer the rest at different levels.

Large audiences lower inference standards.

(I figure LessWrong can handle the compressed version)

This contradicts common advice. There is an optimum; do not go arbitrarily far. Perhaps reverse this.