I can see how this could be confusing, but in mathematics, the phrase “representation theorem” is not specifically about “representation theory”. Wikipedia’s definition is quite broad:
In mathematics, a representation theorem is a theorem that states that every abstract structure with certain properties is isomorphic to another (abstract or concrete) structure.
The list of examples it gives is probably more useful.
(Adding to the confusion: a famous example of a representation theorem is a corollary of Cayley’s Theorem: for every group there is a vector space such that there is an injective homomorphism . Ie, the theorem is that every group has a “faithful representation” in the sense of representation theory. So representation theory is built off of a famous example of a representation theorem. But as you can see from the above link, most things labelled “representation theorems” have nothing to do with “representation theory”.)
What I’m getting from this comment is your goal in relationships is to have as much sex as possible as fast as possible with as many women as possible? IMO, when you’re writing advice articles, you should probably state explicitly that that’s your goal, and you don’t care for romance and such. Most men aren’t in your target audience, after all.
I mean… sorry for stating the obvious, but have you considered finding women that you really like spending time with? (The sex is way hotter that way too!) Correct me if I’m wrong, but it sounds like from your perspective, going on dates and spending time together is a painful cost you pay, to get the benefit of sex. Surely there are women for whom the time spent together is a benefit, not a cost? (Speaking from personal experience—I’ve been in love once, in a many year relationship; it was the kind of relatiomship that made me understand where all those silly romantic cliches romantic about love came from, you know? And spending time with her was always the most fun and pleasant and enjoyable option any given day, putting sex entirely aside.)
But yeah if that doesn’t apply to you, I think you should label your advice columns “Relationship advice for aromantic men” or something.