The opening sounds a lot like saying “aerodynamics used to be a science until people started building planes.”
The idea that an area of study is less scientific because the subject is inelegant is a blinkered view of what science is. A physicist’s view. It is one I’m deeply sympathetic to, and if your definition of science is Rutherford’s, you might be right, but a reasonable one that includes chemistry would have to include AI as well.
“You wouldn’t make that kind of mistake about an AI” is a good line. Almost no one else thinks of the state as an eldritch horror, or even refers to it as such in jest, like they do about AI systems. They should.