If you enjoyed my “Philosophers Wrestling with Evil as a Social Media Feed” post, I used this same basic conceit this month to create H.D. Thoreau’s Civil Disobedience as a social media feed.
It presents the text of Civil Disobedience in a feed-like format, interspersed with comments from various people who have praised and critiqued the work over the years, or have used it as a launching point for their own ideas; as well as from Thoreau himself in his later works, elaborating on some of the same ideas. From time to time WikiBot and BibleBot chime in to explain references to possibly obscure things and references.
Away with you, you Slack-substitute salesman! You mail-order mystic! You $2.98 Dobbs! I have SEEN your Slack and it is THIN—thin as Normal coffee, thin as the smile on a job interviewer, thin as the alibi you gave your wife! You did not steal Slack from the Conspiracy; you BORROWED it, and you gave it BACK, with interest, and you thanked them for the loan!
Real Slack is not “chill.” Real Slack is not “self-care.” Real Slack is not a WEEKEND. Real Slack is what “Bob” takes off the top before the Xists even land, and you would not recognize it if it backed over you in a Chevrolet!
Begone, Pink zafu-denter! Go peddle your dilute salvation to the Short Duration Marks who buy it! And when the Rupture comes and the saucers sort the Slackful from the merely comfortable, do not come crying to Dobbstown. You’ll pay to know what you really think.