It’s been linked below by AdeleneDawner. Relevant parts:
Several reviewers have asked why dangerous!Transfiguration allows Professor McGonagall to Transfigure her desk into a pig that breathes in oxygen and breathes out a snort of carbon dioxide.
So the first answer is that I wrote that in because it was in canon, and didn’t realize it was a problem until some reviewers pointed it out. Congratulations, you win.
With that said, the obvious retroactive rationalizations are as follows: (1) Professor McGonagall used a specialized Charm rather than free Transfiguration. This is the generic explanation I left open for anything in canon that doesn’t fit the rules. (2) For the same reason organisms don’t eat their own waste products, pigs don’t breathe out anything that’ll end up incorporated when another mammal breathes it in. Plants might be in trouble, but not people. (I have no idea whether this is actually true.) (3) Once magic is in the mix, things don’t work by reductionist chemistry any more, they work by Forms like the ancient Greeks believed in. Just because the desk has been Transfigured into the Form of a pig doesn’t mean that the carbon dioxide breathed out has an actively Transfigured Form; the carbon dioxide has had its own Form permanently transformed by something that was Transfigured, rather than having any change maintained by active magic. Contradicted to some extent by what I had McGonagall say about a constant loss of the body’s matter to the atmosphere, but I could always go back and delete that. (4) The first wizards to experiment with Transfiguration didn’t realize that there ought to be a problem, so there isn’t one. (5) It’s an emergent phenomenon
Perhaps trust in entropy is enough—in a life only long enough for 10^2 exhales, a pig would exhale 4g of CO2. Even if it were oxygen, and the classroom’s inhabitants managed to inhale all of that before it untransfigures, that’s .1g apiece among 40 students, and guaranteed to be well-mixed in molecule-sized pieces in the blood stream. So each student would lose thousands of red blood cells and have some extra load on their blood filtration organs, but not enough that anybody would be likely to notice a problem.
I think it was way less than 100 exhales, and the breaths may not have had time to travel away from the pig, especially if she could guarantee there’d be no wind. So maybe she knows how long something can safely be transfigured into a pig or a liquid, but has a simpler rule for the students on their first class.
Or maybe she could create a magical barrier around the pig so it was as safe as if it were in a glass box.
2 and 3 don’t seem to work—even if the carbon dioxide isn’t a problem, pigs evaporate! And, now that I think of it, so does wood unless it’s completely desiccated.
Mostly. If she used an incantation (which I was under the impression was necessary for non-free Transfiguration) then the narration didn’t mention it. Also, she should have pointed out explicitly to the class that the desk-to-pig transformation was non-free and should never be attempted using free Transfiguration. Other than that, no objections.
I don’t think she said whether it was a desk-to-pig or pig-to-desk transformation, she’d told people not to guess and she asked Harry to wait until after class about his speculation.
But she should have also warned against using free Transfiguration to convert something into an animal. It’s kind of covered under not transforming things into liquids which can evaporate but you’d expect her to be explicit.
She might also have pointed out that guessing whether it was a pig-to-desk or desk-to-pig free transformation would have got the wrong answer either way. Sure it’s a trick question, but so was asking whether Harry cared to guess in the first place.
Sadly, being not logically omniscient, I am not capable of always perfectly living up to my endeavor to write a story with perfectly consistent rules. There are these things called mistakes.
Well, yeah, but… you could have tried to fix it, rather than just saying “whoops, guess I messed up”.
ETA: I realize that could have sounded petty. The reason I’m making a big deal out of this is that the presence of inconsistencies pretty much shoots to hell our ability as fans to speculate meaningfully about the fic.
I feel reluctant to directly contradict canon in this case by having McGonagall not transform the pig, never mind the havoc it wreaks on all neighboring paragraphs. Do you have a different suggested fix?
I’m partial to adding an incantation and a stern warning.
Edit: It occurs to me that the Animagus transformation doesn’t require an incantation either, so that’s not a general rule about free vs. non-free Transfiguration, and it’s hard to imagine that an incantation like Crystferrium (“Furniporcis”?) wouldn’t give away the direction. Just the warning, then.
Yes, the big thing that’s missing is the warning not to try to copy her example. Anything else can be chalked up to the Professor’s leet transformation skillz.
I feel reluctant to directly contradict canon in this case by having McGonagall not transform the pig, never mind the havoc it wreaks on all neighboring paragraphs. Do you have a different suggested fix?
“She’s McGonagall” is a perfectly acceptable explanation. I had assumed that McGonagall gained the ability to maintain safe transfigurations to living creatures through years of hard work in controlled conditions of the type we gain just a glimpse of when Harry is showing off his new trick. It doesn’t seem all that much harder than, say, flying.
It’s been linked below by AdeleneDawner. Relevant parts:
Several reviewers have asked why dangerous!Transfiguration allows Professor McGonagall to Transfigure her desk into a pig that breathes in oxygen and breathes out a snort of carbon dioxide.
So the first answer is that I wrote that in because it was in canon, and didn’t realize it was a problem until some reviewers pointed it out. Congratulations, you win.
With that said, the obvious retroactive rationalizations are as follows: (1) Professor McGonagall used a specialized Charm rather than free Transfiguration. This is the generic explanation I left open for anything in canon that doesn’t fit the rules. (2) For the same reason organisms don’t eat their own waste products, pigs don’t breathe out anything that’ll end up incorporated when another mammal breathes it in. Plants might be in trouble, but not people. (I have no idea whether this is actually true.) (3) Once magic is in the mix, things don’t work by reductionist chemistry any more, they work by Forms like the ancient Greeks believed in. Just because the desk has been Transfigured into the Form of a pig doesn’t mean that the carbon dioxide breathed out has an actively Transfigured Form; the carbon dioxide has had its own Form permanently transformed by something that was Transfigured, rather than having any change maintained by active magic. Contradicted to some extent by what I had McGonagall say about a constant loss of the body’s matter to the atmosphere, but I could always go back and delete that. (4) The first wizards to experiment with Transfiguration didn’t realize that there ought to be a problem, so there isn’t one. (5) It’s an emergent phenomenon
Other possibilities: (6) It was a non-breathing imitation of a pig. (7) It was inside an invisible box isolating it from the surrounding air.
Perhaps trust in entropy is enough—in a life only long enough for 10^2 exhales, a pig would exhale 4g of CO2. Even if it were oxygen, and the classroom’s inhabitants managed to inhale all of that before it untransfigures, that’s .1g apiece among 40 students, and guaranteed to be well-mixed in molecule-sized pieces in the blood stream. So each student would lose thousands of red blood cells and have some extra load on their blood filtration organs, but not enough that anybody would be likely to notice a problem.
I think it was way less than 100 exhales, and the breaths may not have had time to travel away from the pig, especially if she could guarantee there’d be no wind. So maybe she knows how long something can safely be transfigured into a pig or a liquid, but has a simpler rule for the students on their first class.
Or maybe she could create a magical barrier around the pig so it was as safe as if it were in a glass box.
2 and 3 don’t seem to work—even if the carbon dioxide isn’t a problem, pigs evaporate! And, now that I think of it, so does wood unless it’s completely desiccated.
OK, let’s take (1). Does McGonogall’s lesson still make sense?
Mostly. If she used an incantation (which I was under the impression was necessary for non-free Transfiguration) then the narration didn’t mention it. Also, she should have pointed out explicitly to the class that the desk-to-pig transformation was non-free and should never be attempted using free Transfiguration. Other than that, no objections.
I don’t think she said whether it was a desk-to-pig or pig-to-desk transformation, she’d told people not to guess and she asked Harry to wait until after class about his speculation.
But she should have also warned against using free Transfiguration to convert something into an animal. It’s kind of covered under not transforming things into liquids which can evaporate but you’d expect her to be explicit.
She might also have pointed out that guessing whether it was a pig-to-desk or desk-to-pig free transformation would have got the wrong answer either way. Sure it’s a trick question, but so was asking whether Harry cared to guess in the first place.
That’s actually rather disappointing. This is supposed to be a story where the rules are consistent.
Sadly, being not logically omniscient, I am not capable of always perfectly living up to my endeavor to write a story with perfectly consistent rules. There are these things called mistakes.
Well, yeah, but… you could have tried to fix it, rather than just saying “whoops, guess I messed up”.
ETA: I realize that could have sounded petty. The reason I’m making a big deal out of this is that the presence of inconsistencies pretty much shoots to hell our ability as fans to speculate meaningfully about the fic.
I feel reluctant to directly contradict canon in this case by having McGonagall not transform the pig, never mind the havoc it wreaks on all neighboring paragraphs. Do you have a different suggested fix?
I’m partial to adding an incantation and a stern warning.
Edit: It occurs to me that the Animagus transformation doesn’t require an incantation either, so that’s not a general rule about free vs. non-free Transfiguration, and it’s hard to imagine that an incantation like Crystferrium (“Furniporcis”?) wouldn’t give away the direction. Just the warning, then.
Yes, the big thing that’s missing is the warning not to try to copy her example. Anything else can be chalked up to the Professor’s leet transformation skillz.
Pavitra and Caspian’s suggestions above seem good.
“She’s McGonagall” is a perfectly acceptable explanation. I had assumed that McGonagall gained the ability to maintain safe transfigurations to living creatures through years of hard work in controlled conditions of the type we gain just a glimpse of when Harry is showing off his new trick. It doesn’t seem all that much harder than, say, flying.
I’m definitely in favor of a wizard did it. Word of God might be enough on this one, though a don’t try this at home could still be called for.
ETA: TVTropes warning
A witch did it, silly.
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Thank you.