[Question] Many Turing Machines

Consider an idealized Turing machine. It has two parts, a “tape” which contains an infinite series of finite states: and a “head” which sits at a particular index and stores a single value .

At each step, the Turing machine reads the state at it’s current index. The Turing machine then looks up the combination in its instructions. The table contains instructions, which describe how should be updated.

Now, if the Church Turing Hypothesis is true, then this metaphorical tape is sufficiently powerful to simulate not only boring things like computers, but also fancy things like black-holes and (dare I say it) human intelligence!


However, I have pulled a fast one on you.


For, you see, as I have described it there is not one Turing machine, but an infinite sea of possible Turing machines, many of which are simulating your current consciousness at this very moment.


Now, based off of the reasoning here, we all know that it would be completely unparsimonious and silly to imagine that an infinite number of Turing machines simply “collapse” into the one that actually describes the reality you are currently inhabiting. Rather, all of the possible Turing machines exist and you merely observe the branch of reality in which the Turing machine happens to be simulating your current existence.


Now I know what some people will say. The will tell me to “shut up and calculate”. They will explain that Turing machine theory exists to predict observations, and that I can do this without worrying about whether or not the other branches of the Turing machine exist. They will tell me that the existence of the other branches of the Turing machine is a metaphysical question that science can know nothing about.


But those people are schmucks.


I demand to know whether or not my “Many Turing Machines” hypothesis is true or false. And I demand that science have an objective opinion on whether it is true or false. And I demand that they agree with me that it is indeed true, since it avoids the nonlinear “collapse” operator which I find so distasteful.




Basically, I don’t understand why people think this is a rational position to take when it comes to quantum mechanics.



P.S. I know about things like Delayed Choice Quantum Eraser and Quantum Bomb Testers. But none of those things change the fact that fundamentally Quantum Physics can be simulated (to any chosen degree of approximation) using a finite state Turing machine. This sort of feels like a “the math is hard, it must be magic” argument, as opposed to a meaningful distinction from “Many Turing Machines”.



P.P.S. In case my own viewpoint was not obvious, I think “shut up and calculate” means we only worry about things that could potentially affect our future observations, and worrying about whether or not the other branches of the multiverse “exist” is about as meaningful as worrying about how many angels could stand on the head of a pin.