Chemical (hunger) argument paraphrased

No new evidence is presented.

What is it about processed food that’s so bad for you? The slicing? The smashing? The pressing? The freezing? The drying? The boiling? The canning? The conveyor belts? Is it simply filled with malice by the people who create it?

How come none of my 8 great grandparents were fat but 3 of my 4 grandparents were? They all sat at desks or worked in factories or took care of the home. They didn’t have terribly different lifestyles. As far as I know, they could generally all afford as much food as they wanted. (By the way, my 4th grandparent has lived her whole adult life on unincorporated islands.)

I would choose my mom’s soup over chikfila soup every time; I would choose my mom’s burgers over McDonald’s every time. I wouldn’t say that fast food or frozen food or canned food or prepared meals are better or more palatable than homemade food at all. And my grandma was a better chef than my mom and my great grandma was a better chef than my grandma. Food is getting less palatable, not more.

What good explanations are left?

We all know that higher “socioeconomic status” magically makes you healthier and skinnier. Going to the gym for 20 minutes every other weekend burns more calories than a 9 hour shift moving boxes every day. But perhaps there is a second factor. If your spouse doesn’t work a job than they’ll have more time to cook. I posit some kind of magic enhancement mechanism is going on here, where if your parents or spouse cook breakfast and dinner then you get a boost to the inexplicable wealth-health magic.