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flaming arrow to the wick
set containing room on fire, candle will go up eventually
manifest fire magic
lighter
match
an already flaming candle
throw in fireplace
off of gas stove burner
off of water heater pilot light
ask a friend to do it for me
magnifying glass in hot sun
put a bounty on FB/LW/craigslist to light the candle
Drop candle in with box of candles meant for a vigil
Leave candle at that thing Catholics and Anglicans have where they light candles to pray for people.
put in room full of flammable gas, light gas on fire.
tie a string to wick, set string on fire from far away
place in rural CA in the fall
place next to sparking power lines in CA
dip in grease fire.
leave in front of an oculus lens or crystal ball on a bright day
Train a mouse to run to candles, throw mouse into fire without immediately killing it.
Train eagle to drop candle over forest fire.
That spark thing you use to light bunsen burners
a bunsen burner
leave in meth lab
catapult into forest fire.
failed potato gun thing that girl had in 9th grade that took her eyebrows off.
laser
set up escape room that requires cutting through a rope, leave a candle and flint but no knife.
extremely high friction between two candle wicks.
place against traditional lightbulb at high wattage
leave on top of shitty electric blanket
leave near a bucket of water and drop some lithium in it
send into coal mine with poor safety record.
set piece of paper on fire, use to light wick
lean against desktop heat sink, mine bitcoin
toss into tire fire
toss into oil well fire.
leave next to warehouse that stores oil improperly, wait
run in dryer on high
strip rubber coating from a heating pad and tie wick to it, turn on.
stick in electrical socket
throw into ocean in a bottle with a note marked “burn me”
Start religion where good things will come to you if you light the candle.
place under rocket at next shuttle launch
start new trend of candle poi spinning
go back in time to give to that girl on reddit whose boyfriend lit her memorial candle, tell him it has sentimental value
act helpless in public and hope someone stops to help
hire taskrabbit
leave on electric teakettle
microwave with a fork
leave in nuclear test site
flamethrower
order child not to set it on fire, leave the room
leave on top of car engine, drain coolant.
spread rumor candles prevent covid
label as “anti-mosquito candle”, bring to party
call utility company for pilot light and ask them to throw this on.
hold next to tattoo in an MRI
piss off River Tam
place on top of electric heater
plug into circuit breaker
bring to protest where flashbangs are expected
tie to rock, throw into a CRT tv.
Ask [redacted] for ideas
run a space heater on a daisy chain of electrical cords
put in toaster
put on birthday cake before lighting
wish really hard
attach to a firework
put wood alcohol in humidifier, spark lighter a foot away
cut off electricity to town, sell for a lot of money
give to someone who really hates moths
cut wick with sword so fast it spontaneously ignites
bring to gender reveal party in CA
bring to haunted house set
develop petrov day ritual around candles
tie to sleeve of motorcycle jacket, fall off of motorcycle on that side at high speed
train dog to hold slow-burning stick to candle
leave in fireplace
drag wick across sand paper
sparklers
those little explosives we had at the beach that one time
train chimp to use lighter
train cat to knock candle into trash fire
give to aging wizard with long beard
hide inside forbidden book in authoritarian society
toss into trash incinerator
soak in alcohol and leave near heater
soak in volatile oil and leave near heater
put in box of TNT and drop
olympic flame in greece
hide in olympic torch
teach people without electricity to sterilize tools with it
insist guests light it in order to enter my house
set up candle-lighting toll on a bridge
shoot wick with gun
set pendulum on fire and let it hit the candle
set boomerang on fire and same
flaming sword.
I like ones that are really doable (or at least easily testable) that I didn’t think of, like #81!
54. is practical, pretty reliable and feels liek a basic thing that should have occured to me but didn’t. I like that very much.
Filler text for preview
flaming arrow to the wick
set containing room on fire, candle will go up eventually
manifest fire magic
lighter
match
an already flaming candle
throw in fireplace
off of gas stove burner
off of water heater pilot light
ask a friend to do it for me
magnifying glass in hot sun
put a bounty on FB/LW/craigslist to light the candle
Drop candle in with box of candles meant for a vigil
Leave candle at that thing Catholics and Anglicans have where they light candles to pray for people.
put in room full of flammable gas, light gas on fire.
tie a string to wick, set string on fire from far away
place in rural CA in the fall
place next to sparking power lines in CA
dip in grease fire.
leave in front of an oculus lens or crystal ball on a bright day
Train a mouse to run to candles, throw mouse into fire without immediately killing it.
Train eagle to drop candle over forest fire.
That spark thing you use to light bunsen burners
a bunsen burner
leave in meth lab
catapult into forest fire.
failed potato gun thing that girl had in 9th grade that took her eyebrows off.
laser
set up escape room that requires cutting through a rope, leave a candle and flint but no knife.
extremely high friction between two candle wicks.
place against traditional lightbulb at high wattage
leave on top of shitty electric blanket
leave near a bucket of water and drop some lithium in it
send into coal mine with poor safety record.
set piece of paper on fire, use to light wick
lean against desktop heat sink, mine bitcoin
toss into tire fire
toss into oil well fire.
leave next to warehouse that stores oil improperly, wait
run in dryer on high
strip rubber coating from a heating pad and tie wick to it, turn on.
stick in electrical socket
throw into ocean in a bottle with a note marked “burn me”
Start religion where good things will come to you if you light the candle.
place under rocket at next shuttle launch
start new trend of candle poi spinning
go back in time to give to that girl on reddit whose boyfriend lit her memorial candle, tell him it has sentimental value
act helpless in public and hope someone stops to help
hire taskrabbit
leave on electric teakettle
microwave with a fork
leave in nuclear test site
flamethrower
order child not to set it on fire, leave the room
leave on top of car engine, drain coolant.
spread rumor candles prevent covid
label as “anti-mosquito candle”, bring to party
call utility company for pilot light and ask them to throw this on.
hold next to tattoo in an MRI
piss off River Tam
place on top of electric heater
plug into circuit breaker
bring to protest where flashbangs are expected
tie to rock, throw into a CRT tv.
Ask [redacted] for ideas
run a space heater on a daisy chain of electrical cords
put in toaster
put on birthday cake before lighting
wish really hard
attach to a firework
put wood alcohol in humidifier, spark lighter a foot away
cut off electricity to town, sell for a lot of money
give to someone who really hates moths
cut wick with sword so fast it spontaneously ignites
bring to gender reveal party in CA
bring to haunted house set
develop petrov day ritual around candles
tie to sleeve of motorcycle jacket, fall off of motorcycle on that side at high speed
train dog to hold slow-burning stick to candle
leave in fireplace
drag wick across sand paper
sparklers
those little explosives we had at the beach that one time
train chimp to use lighter
train cat to knock candle into trash fire
give to aging wizard with long beard
hide inside forbidden book in authoritarian society
toss into trash incinerator
soak in alcohol and leave near heater
soak in volatile oil and leave near heater
put in box of TNT and drop
olympic flame in greece
hide in olympic torch
teach people without electricity to sterilize tools with it
insist guests light it in order to enter my house
set up candle-lighting toll on a bridge
shoot wick with gun
set pendulum on fire and let it hit the candle
set boomerang on fire and same
flaming sword.
I like ones that are really doable (or at least easily testable) that I didn’t think of, like #81!
54. is practical, pretty reliable and feels liek a basic thing that should have occured to me but didn’t. I like that very much.