Save Humanity! Breed Sapient Octopuses!

One of the problems that make AI alignment so difficult is that we don’t have any models for how non-human intelligences will think. This makes it both hard to reason about how an AGI would behave, but also makes it difficult to get people to take the threat of AI seriously.

Ideally we would have a way to create a human level AGI, hold it at that level for a few years so we can understand it deeply, then once we’ve solved alignment slowly crank it up a bit. Unfortunately, given trends like moors law, that’s unlikely to be possible.

So what if we didn’t use computers to create an AGI? What if we used animals? Those are harder to scale from human level intelligence to kill all humans level intelligence without someone being a total idiot.

It’s the 21st century, so we don’t need to use your grandpa’s breeding techniques. If we can identify genes that strongly code for intelligence in an animal, we can select for gametes with those genes, and selectively breed them. We can even use crispr to create some gametes with All The Positive Mutationsᵀᴹ.

Done this way it seems possible we will be able to improve intelligence by as much as 5% a generation. Even if animals start off 10 times less intelligence than humans, it would take just 50 generations to reach human level intelligence.

50 years seems like a reasonable estimate till AGI appears on the scene. So all we need is an already intelligent animal with a generation time of less than one 1 year.

Enter the larger Pacific striped octopus!

yeah, I was born this good looking

These intelligent octopuses reach sexual maturity after 6 months. Even better, unlike most octopuses they don’t die after mating, so they have a longer lifespan to learn things in—about 2 years.

And given that octopuses evolved intelligence through completely alien pathways to humans, this will give us as close a window into what an artificial intelligence might look like as is possible.

It’s clear that our very best option to ensure human survival is to start a breeding program involving hundreds of thousands of larger Pacific striped octopuses and use cutting edge genetic research and ethically dubious techniques to get them to human level intelligence faster than computers. Anyone who says otherwise is clearly on the side of the transistors!