Ketogenic Soylent

Eliezer and I have put to­gether this first pass at a recipe for DIY ke­to­genic soylent—or, as he prefers to call it,The Mildly Sur­pris­ing Su­per Ke­tonic Die­tary Re­place­ment Weight-Loss Fluid—It’s Not Food, It’s Die­tary Re­place­ment Fluid!(R) (I am not in full sup­port of this par­tic­u­lar prefer­ence...)

So let’s play Make a Pre­dic­tion. It seems more likely to be use­ful than “free as­so­ci­ate with why soylent/​ke­to­sis is awe­some/​stupid”. Imag­ine that Eliezer has around a week’s worth of in­finite willpower (that can only be spent on re­sist­ing food crav­ings etc.). Fur­ther, imag­ine your crys­tal ball shows you that a month from now, he hasn’t lost any weight. What does it tell you about why?

Ke­to­genic Soylent v1

  • 1 scoop Gold Stan­dard whey protein

  • 1½ tsp cal­cium cit­rate powder

  • 1 tsp creatine

  • ½ cup+1 tbsp ground flax

  • 4 tbsp Her­shey’s Spe­cial Dark co­coa powder

  • 2 tbsp lecithin

  • ⅗ tsp potas­sium cit­rate on day 1, in­crease grad­u­ally to 1tsp by day 5, don’t ex­ceed 2tsp

  • ½ tsp iodized salt

  • ⅛ packet Emer­gen-C

  • ⅕ cup olive oil

  • 1¼ tbsp flaxseed oil

  • ⅗ cup MCT oil

  • Su­cralose to taste

  • We might need to add wa­ter to get the con­sis­tency right.

Pills

To­tals Per Day

  • Calories: 1866

  • Fats: 193.5g

  • Carbs: 12g

  • Protein: 54g

  • Fiber: 25g

  • Biotin 250mcg

  • Cal­cium 150mg

  • Chromium 120mcg

  • Cop­per 2mg

  • Folic Acid 600mcg

  • Io­dine 200mcg

  • Iron 18mg

  • Mag­ne­sium 75mg

  • Man­ganese 5mg

  • Methyl-Sulfonyl-Methane 1000mg

  • Molyb­de­num 70mcg

  • Niacin 20mg

  • Pan­tothenic Acid 20mg

  • Po­tas­sium: 5g

  • Riboflavin 20mg

  • Se­le­nium 70mcg

  • Sodium 3g

  • Thi­amin 20mg

  • Vi­tamin A 5,000IU

  • Vi­tamin B6 20mg

  • Vi­tamin B12 100mcg

  • Vi­tamin C 250mg

  • Vi­tamin D 1600IU

  • Vi­tamin E 100IU

  • Vi­tamin K 80mcg

  • Zinc 15mg

[FYI: Due to feed­back along the lines of “AIIEEE”, we junked this recipe be­fore try­ing it and went with a com­pletely differ­ent one, re­designed from scratch ac­cord­ing to the ad­vice in Perfect Health Diet by the Jaminets.]