Hey! As an Evangelical Christian whose church sends out church plants fairly regularly, I appreciated the basically sympathetic outside-in view of ourselves. Love this: “The role of a pastor is to enable Jesus to take as many shots on goal as possible.”
If I could add a bit of extra perspective:
At least in my circles of Evangelicalism, having a seminary degree is absolutely seen as a must. I’m happy to believe there are other circles where it’s not as important.
In addition to “convergent evolution”, there is a lot of explicit cross-pollination. I took a one-credit seminary course (see?) on “Philosophy of Ministry”, and the lecturer repeatedly referenced the organizational framework from the book “Barbarians to Bureaucrats”, which is explicitly about corporate lifecycle. I’ve read lots of books about church-planting and mission that clearly have influence from the corporate world, and lots of books about business that clearly have Christian influences.
Re launching with a “support team” from the sending church: I think you’re pretty close to the mark. There’s a massive amount of logistics required to run a service: set-up, tear-down, electrical, audio, music, coffee, food etc etc etc; and of course that doesn’t count things like accounting, legal, secretarial, social media, website, graphic design, and everything else needed to run a small organization. Having a team of enthusiastic people doing all that work for free is a huge help. So is, as you say, having a core of enthusiastic people listening to you preach every Sunday. Imagine the difference between standing up to preach maybe only having a dozen strangers, or maybe nobody at all, vs knowing you’re going to have a minimum of 15-20 supportive and enthusiastic listeners. And of course, just personally giving good advice and being encouraging.
To some degree the “creative destruction” thing is straight from Jesus: “If the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It’s good for nothing but to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.” “The axe is already at the root of the trees, and every tree that does not produce good fruit will be cut down and thrown into the fire.” He tells a story about a guy who goes around throwing seed everywhere; most don’t end up producing much fruit for various reasons, but a few do.
If there’s one weakness of the piece, it’s the sort of implication about the percentage of narcissists. You state that it’s the sort of job that would be attractive to narcissists, which is certainly true. And it’s undeniable that narcissists occasionally end up in positions of power (Mars Hill is a great example). But there’s sort of an unstated implication, therefore, that a high percentage of people (though unspecified) in church plants are narcissists, because you don’t see anything in particular preventing it.
There are several filters; the big one being that it’s just a lot of work. You’re expected to work long hours, be humble, put up with all kinds of criticism, be willing to do low-level service, etc etc. You’re going to have a hard time doing your plant without that initial “support team”, and you’re going to have a hard time finding an enthusiastic “support team” without playing the role. There are, on the whole, far easier ways to run your petty kingdom than by doing a church plant.
Which isn’t to say it doesn’t happen. From what I know, cancer-like mutations which cause unlimited cell growth happen all the time; after all, uniform cooperation of every cell in the body is an evolutionarily unstable equilibrium. But the body has mechanisms to detect and counter these. What we call cancer only occurs when a mutation has managed to evade the body’s defenses. I think a similar process has happened when a genuine narcissist’s church plant gains significant traction.
I challenged it to identify me by asking me questions—no biographical information, just getting me to talk. It asked a series of questions, in which I talked about Galileo, microservices, Chinese, etc, probably about one paragraph each. After question 5, it said, “I’m going to commit: <my name>”. This was in an opencode session using the API, not the web browser.
I did open-source development for about 20 years; 50% of all work-related emails I’ve sent in the last 20 years are on the internet, and probably 90% of all the code I’ve written. I’ve also got a fairly extensive comment history on slashdot and hackernews; the latter of which shouldn’t be too hard to connect with my name.
Being known that well by a machine definitely raises some weird feelings.