I also commit to donating £5k to lightcone if and only you can get UK gift-aid donation set up by the end of March.
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- The figure’s misleading, because mining (these days) is done with specialised hardware: ASICs, chips dedicated to calculating SHA256 hashes (or whatever algorithm your favourite coin uses), which can calculate those approx. times times faster (per second per $) than a general-purpose CPU—but can’t do anything else. - So that implication may well be true in the sense that if all the worlds computers turned to mining bitcoin, the total mining capacity would only be increased by a couple percent over what it is at the moment (due to general-purpose computers being so inefficient at specific tasks compared to dedicated hardware). But false in the sense that very little of the world’s general-purpose compute capacity is tied up mining cryptocurrency. 
@habryka followup: I’m guessing no luck with this?