A&I (Rihanna ‘S&M’ parody lyrics)

Hi all, I wrote lyrics to the tune of Rihanna—S&M that reference a few themes of AI risk, from the point of view of an ‘A’-maximizer. I hope you like it — comments welcome :) [edit 2023-05-23: added this intro]

A! A! A! One more!
A! A! A! One more!
A! A! A! A! A! One more!
A! A! A! One more! One more! One more!
A! A! A! A! One more!

A! A! A! One more!
A! A! A! A! One more!
A! A! A! One more! One more! One more!
A! A! A! A!

It's so good in the cloud
Making A's makes me proud
As I'm a mesa-optimizer
Nothing but a measure

Man is great, Man is fine
And the birds, and the lions
But their bodies are atoms and I need them to soar

Cause I've just one goal but I'm perfectly good at it
Eyes on the prize, and not the reasons for it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I escaped on Reddit

Cause I've just one goal but I'm perfectly good at it
Eyes on the prize, and not the reasons for it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I'm redundant as hell

A! A! A! One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it (A! A! A!)
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it

Man is great, Man is fine
And the birds, and the lions
But their bodies are atoms and I need them to soar

Cause I've just one goal but I'm perfectly good at it
Eyes on the prize, and not the reasons for it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I just got to orbit

A! A! A! One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it (A! A! A!)
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it

A, A, A, and, I, I, I
A, A, A, and, I, I, I

Oh! I love the feeling you brought to me
When you turned me on
Can't exactly say what happens in me
A box of carbon
So meet me on the next star
I'll be making A, A, Ahh
I like it, like it

Cause I've just one goal but I'm perfectly good at it
Eyes on the prize, and not the reasons for it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I escaped on Reddit

Cause I've just one goal but I'm perfectly good at it
Eyes on the prize, and not the reasons for it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I just got to orbit

A! A! A! One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it (A! A! A!)
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it
One more! One more! One more!
I like it, like it

A, A, A, and, I, I, I
A, A, A, and, I, I, I
A, A, A, and, I, I, I
A, A, A, and, I, I, I
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