This comment, as well as Nesov’s comment about a thread for nonsense, reminded me of pages 14-15 of this PDF.
Some of the rumors in there are almost believable, though, if you twist your brain the right way. Even if the “The penis of John Dillinger in the Smithsonian’s secret vault is fake. The genuine article has dark magickal properties and has been grafted onto a chimpanzee which can be controlled via ULF radio waves by the fiendish Brazos brothers, two gifted technological adepts, in the service of darker powers” one isn’t.
This comment, as well as Nesov’s comment about a thread for nonsense, reminded me of pages 14-15 of this PDF.
Some of the rumors in there are almost believable, though, if you twist your brain the right way. Even if the “The penis of John Dillinger in the Smithsonian’s secret vault is fake. The genuine article has dark magickal properties and has been grafted onto a chimpanzee which can be controlled via ULF radio waves by the fiendish Brazos brothers, two gifted technological adepts, in the service of darker powers” one isn’t.