About halfway through I forgot that I was only meant to be bringing something to the moon rather than having to visit it myself, and some of my items are very broad (the first one could make up a whole list in itself).
This was very fun!
rocket
space elevator
jump really, really hard
electromagnetic cannon
accelerate the spin of the earth until it falls apart
decelerate the orbit of the moon until it falls, by flying comets past it
or by painting one side of the moon black
or by using a giant rocket
or by detonating enough antimatter weaponry
flap your arms, again really, really hard
shine a torch at the moon (photons reach there)
start in space and use an ion drive
project orion nuclear bomb detonated below you
program an AGI and ask the AGI how to get to the moon
build a very tall ladder
spaceplane
wings made of wax
throw it really, really hard
spin around and let go
stand under an asteroid strike and join the ejecta
wait for quantum fluctuations to teleport you there
wait for random gravitational solar system pertubations to bring the moon to you
wait for another civilisation to bring you to the moon
time travel to before Theia hit and join the original moon
teleport
add mass to the moon until it becomes the planet and you are on the moon
find the space rocks the apollo astronauts brought back and stand on them
project orion but with fusion
project orion but with antimatter
trigger false vacuum collapse with particle accelerator and use new physics to develop as yet unknowable way of travelling to moon
astral projection
bird with a spacesuit
space helicopter
vacuum-filled zepellin
submarine with reactionless thruster inside
perpetual motion machine
buy a ticket on musk’s starship
invest in dogecoin, use billions from dogecoin to start space program
stand above a supervolcano and hope ejecta takes you high enough
run very very fast reaching orbital velocity
very long space elevator reaching down from moon
very very long space elevator reaching down from mars
create microscopic black hole and use gravitational slingshot
carefully warp space to make a staircase built from the metric
make a normal staircase
wormhole
very, very fast bicycle with a ramp
add mass to moon until gravitational tide from moon lifts you from the surface of the earth
deorbit the earth-moon system into the sun and join it in the molten iron in the sun’s core
my favorite is “add mass to the moon”; genius! ’^^
I also particularly like: ladder, spinning the Earth, spin around and let go, time travel, find the space rocks, false vacuum collapse, bird with a spacesuit, zeppelin, buy a tick on Musk’s starship, run very fast, microscope black hole, deorbit in the Sun :)
About halfway through I forgot that I was only meant to be bringing something to the moon rather than having to visit it myself, and some of my items are very broad (the first one could make up a whole list in itself).
This was very fun!
rocket
space elevator
jump really, really hard
electromagnetic cannon
accelerate the spin of the earth until it falls apart
decelerate the orbit of the moon until it falls, by flying comets past it
or by painting one side of the moon black
or by using a giant rocket
or by detonating enough antimatter weaponry
flap your arms, again really, really hard
shine a torch at the moon (photons reach there)
start in space and use an ion drive
project orion nuclear bomb detonated below you
program an AGI and ask the AGI how to get to the moon
build a very tall ladder
spaceplane
wings made of wax
throw it really, really hard
spin around and let go
stand under an asteroid strike and join the ejecta
wait for quantum fluctuations to teleport you there
wait for random gravitational solar system pertubations to bring the moon to you
wait for another civilisation to bring you to the moon
time travel to before Theia hit and join the original moon
teleport
add mass to the moon until it becomes the planet and you are on the moon
find the space rocks the apollo astronauts brought back and stand on them
project orion but with fusion
project orion but with antimatter
trigger false vacuum collapse with particle accelerator and use new physics to develop as yet unknowable way of travelling to moon
astral projection
bird with a spacesuit
space helicopter
vacuum-filled zepellin
submarine with reactionless thruster inside
perpetual motion machine
buy a ticket on musk’s starship
invest in dogecoin, use billions from dogecoin to start space program
stand above a supervolcano and hope ejecta takes you high enough
run very very fast reaching orbital velocity
very long space elevator reaching down from moon
very very long space elevator reaching down from mars
create microscopic black hole and use gravitational slingshot
carefully warp space to make a staircase built from the metric
make a normal staircase
wormhole
very, very fast bicycle with a ramp
add mass to moon until gravitational tide from moon lifts you from the surface of the earth
deorbit the earth-moon system into the sun and join it in the molten iron in the sun’s core
apollo 11 mission
my favorite is “add mass to the moon”; genius! ’^^
I also particularly like: ladder, spinning the Earth, spin around and let go, time travel, find the space rocks, false vacuum collapse, bird with a spacesuit, zeppelin, buy a tick on Musk’s starship, run very fast, microscope black hole, deorbit in the Sun :)
great list!
Hey Mati—friendly admin reminder to put stuff in spoiler tags!
oops, right, thanks for the reminder