Launch a mountain into orbit making a moon to which landing is easier
Launch a solar sail that widens its orbit over decades
Make a nuclear explosion stage rocket, like an expendable orion drived
Orion drive
Make a solid mountain out of exotic materials
Use a counterweight to hold up a rope
Split earth into two bodies one of which is the moon of the other
Nuke the moon to stop its orbit and have it land on earth
Install solar panels and ion drive on moon breaking its orbit to bring it down slowly
Dig a hole through earth to have a big acceleration period for a launch vechicle
Wait for asteroid to swing by earth and collide with it to gain its momentum
Use a laser to build a small computer on moon which can receive radio. Keep controlling to make it build itself faster until yiou have a VR telepresence on the moon.
Wait until the sun burns out and use the radiation pressure to raide it up
Slingshot
Build a quantum fluctation detector and freeze yourself waiting for yourself to fluctuate onto the moon
Separate earth into two bodies in order to have big free-fall distancde to use for propulsion
build a vacuum tube high on the athmosphere to have momentum build up to launch into moon (by exiting the tube)
Build a vacum tube high in order to stuff it with more momentum and materials to eventually extednd the ring to be as big as moons orbit
Reclassify earth as a moon instead of a planet
Evolve into a light and resistant enough organism that you can jump to the moon
Speed up rotation of earth high enough that everything that gets unbolted centrifuges out
Satellite version of 23, launch a satellite that uses ion drive to spin up and then suuddenly releases a smaller launch vechicle
Blow up earth to ride the explosion wave
Use a volcano to form a canon (mini version of 25)
Buy a ticket to moon from the earths biggest superpower (let somebody else figure it out)
Ask a friend (more extreme version of 27)
Build earth into a more follower and follower ball until it encompasses moon orbit (more extreme version of 20)
Promise to the universe that you will build a time machine if you get transported to the moon
Make a very elastic jojo-string and start to swing attached to earth to eventually stretch to moon lengths
Shed body weight to have a lighter cannon ball (brain weigh less than head weighs lessd than torso)
Become an upload and hack equipment already on moon
Discover dark matter forces and make use them to make a new kind of propulsion system
Make lots of satellites to collect solar energy which one uses to laser to a disk into the moon
Contracting and expanding sail to differentially interact with solar wind to make ones orbit larger and larger
Wait until galaxy merger to have moon in an easier orbit in the hopes that stars collide.
Pass law for moons surface to encompass parts of earth and then walk there
Buy the moon and therefore have occupancy
Lauch babies at moon to colonise it and make it easier for you to arrive
Invent time machine in order to go back to the separation of moon and earth and walk into moon there and wait
Study gravity and make gravitational waves that decay the orbit of the moon
Nuke the moon in order for fragment of it to land on earth and step on it
Use laser to spin the moon so it starts to fragments and maybe hurls some of it into earth
use lasers to slam asteroids into moon and have it land
Use computer droids to go assemble spacdedust to build a spaceship or bring down moon
Launch some stuff into moon that it start interacting with solar wind more and drops down or collides with earth
Make a magnetic device that pulls the moon to earth or you to moon via magnets
Use magnetic fields to gather solar wind into the earth-moon system to make a sparse athmosphere in which you can swim/fly
Invent a gas with which you increase the radius of earths athmosphere enough to be able to fly to moon
Balloon the earth so it doesn’t lose gas to be able to grow earth radius and make the 50 strategy easier and retain a life friendly layer
launch a impulse drive spaceship
Shoot a cannon
Launch a mountain into orbit making a moon to which landing is easier
Launch a solar sail that widens its orbit over decades
Make a nuclear explosion stage rocket, like an expendable orion drived
Orion drive
Make a solid mountain out of exotic materials
Use a counterweight to hold up a rope
Split earth into two bodies one of which is the moon of the other
Nuke the moon to stop its orbit and have it land on earth
Install solar panels and ion drive on moon breaking its orbit to bring it down slowly
Dig a hole through earth to have a big acceleration period for a launch vechicle
Wait for asteroid to swing by earth and collide with it to gain its momentum
Use a laser to build a small computer on moon which can receive radio. Keep controlling to make it build itself faster until yiou have a VR telepresence on the moon.
Wait until the sun burns out and use the radiation pressure to raide it up
Slingshot
Build a quantum fluctation detector and freeze yourself waiting for yourself to fluctuate onto the moon
Separate earth into two bodies in order to have big free-fall distancde to use for propulsion
build a vacuum tube high on the athmosphere to have momentum build up to launch into moon (by exiting the tube)
Build a vacum tube high in order to stuff it with more momentum and materials to eventually extednd the ring to be as big as moons orbit
Reclassify earth as a moon instead of a planet
Evolve into a light and resistant enough organism that you can jump to the moon
Speed up rotation of earth high enough that everything that gets unbolted centrifuges out
Satellite version of 23, launch a satellite that uses ion drive to spin up and then suuddenly releases a smaller launch vechicle
Blow up earth to ride the explosion wave
Use a volcano to form a canon (mini version of 25)
Buy a ticket to moon from the earths biggest superpower (let somebody else figure it out)
Ask a friend (more extreme version of 27)
Build earth into a more follower and follower ball until it encompasses moon orbit (more extreme version of 20)
Promise to the universe that you will build a time machine if you get transported to the moon
Make a very elastic jojo-string and start to swing attached to earth to eventually stretch to moon lengths
Shed body weight to have a lighter cannon ball (brain weigh less than head weighs lessd than torso)
Become an upload and hack equipment already on moon
Discover dark matter forces and make use them to make a new kind of propulsion system
Make lots of satellites to collect solar energy which one uses to laser to a disk into the moon
Contracting and expanding sail to differentially interact with solar wind to make ones orbit larger and larger
Wait until galaxy merger to have moon in an easier orbit in the hopes that stars collide.
Pass law for moons surface to encompass parts of earth and then walk there
Buy the moon and therefore have occupancy
Lauch babies at moon to colonise it and make it easier for you to arrive
Invent time machine in order to go back to the separation of moon and earth and walk into moon there and wait
Study gravity and make gravitational waves that decay the orbit of the moon
Nuke the moon in order for fragment of it to land on earth and step on it
Use laser to spin the moon so it starts to fragments and maybe hurls some of it into earth
use lasers to slam asteroids into moon and have it land
Use computer droids to go assemble spacdedust to build a spaceship or bring down moon
Launch some stuff into moon that it start interacting with solar wind more and drops down or collides with earth
Make a magnetic device that pulls the moon to earth or you to moon via magnets
Use magnetic fields to gather solar wind into the earth-moon system to make a sparse athmosphere in which you can swim/fly
Invent a gas with which you increase the radius of earths athmosphere enough to be able to fly to moon
Balloon the earth so it doesn’t lose gas to be able to grow earth radius and make the 50 strategy easier and retain a life friendly layer