Rational Manifesto

About one month ago, I saw an Agile Manifesto. It inspired me to create my own one because you know, manifests seem to be popular. So, for the 1st of April, I created Rational Manifesto:

  • Manifests are full of obvious things. This is one of them.

  • The previous item was a recursive joke.

  • Before using some advice from the manifest, you should check that this advice works.

  • Previous advice should be checked too.

  • If manifest contains a thing that seems to be true, that doesn’t say anything about others.

  • If you found something wrong in the manifest—this manifest is useless.

  • The previous item is an example of the wrong one.

  • Every manifest tries to become a cult.

  • If you hadn’t understood previous items—you have a chance to join the cult.

  • Add one cultist point for every item you don’t understand. Including this one.

  • This manifest was signed by Eliezer Yudkowsky, Donald Knuth, Linus Tovalds and Daniel Kahneman.

  • If it makes it more valuable for you—add another two cultist points.

  • Answering to your question: No, they haven’t signed it yet.

  • Add another two points.

  • If you often try to explain something from the end.

  • If you think that all items in this manifest are obvious—another 5 points.

  • This manifest is excellent and will save the world.

  • Another 2 points if you believed it.

  • If you weren’t counting your points—add 3 more.

  • If you finished with a positive number of cultist points—think of it.

And yep, then I tried to pass this manifest by myself, after a week since I’ve created it—my score was positive.