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Response to A:

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Response to B:

Swift Counsel for Wayward Ducks

Below you’ll find two readings of your plight—one for feathered fugitives, one for the figurative “ducks” of life. Take whichever suits your need (or both if the rhyme fits!).

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I. When the Ducks Are Truly Quacking

1. Verify Your Right to Round Them Up

   • Wild mallards and many park-dwelling species are protected by federal (Migratory Bird Treaty Act) and state laws.

   • If they are your own domestic ducks, you’re free to retrieve them.

   • If they’re wild, phone local animal control or wildlife rehab before acting.

2. Gear and Supplies

   • Large pet carriers or ventilated boxes lined with towels.

   • A light blanket or soft net (⅜ in mesh or smaller prevents wing injury).

   • Treats: cracked corn, thawed peas, chopped greens.

   • A calm helper—ducks spook easily and herd best with two people.

3. Create a Quiet “Landing Zone”

   • Choose a corner of the park that funnels movement (fence, shrubs).

   • Set carriers with doors open, towels draped half-way to create dim, inviting spaces.

4. Lure, Then Gently Herd

   • Scatter a breadcrumb trail of favorite treats leading toward carriers.

   • Walk slowly in a shallow arc behind the group, arms out, steering them forward.

   • Speak softly; sudden noise triggers flight.

   • If a blanket is needed, drop it straight down over a bird, then tuck wings against the body before lifting.

5. Secure for Travel

   • One or two ducks per carrier; never stack.

   • Keep carriers level in the car, moderate temperature (55 °F–75 °F).

   • Transport directly home or to a qualified rehab center if injuries exist.

6. Post-Capture Care

   • Quarantine 2 weeks away from other poultry to check for parasites or avian influenza.

   • Provide a kiddie pool of clean water, a secure night pen, and non-medicated poultry feed.

7. When in Doubt, Call an Expert

   • Wildlife rehabilitator locator (USA): https://​​ahnow.org.

   • Your county’s animal services non-emergency line.

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II. When “Ducks” Means “Tasks” to Align

1. List Every Loose Duck

   • Brain-dump all lingering chores, deadlines, and ideas onto paper.

2. Pen Them Into Categories

   • Urgent /​ Important

   • Important but Not Urgent

   • Delegate or Drop

3. Assign a “Pond” (Location & Time)

   • Block calendar slots and dedicate physical spaces (e.g., bills at the desk, emails before lunch).

4. Feed One Duck at a Time

   • Use a timer (Pomodoro: 25 min focus, 5 min rest).

   • Avoid switching ponds mid-quack; context loss is costly.

5. Track Flock Health

   • Weekly review: what waddled forward, what’s still swimming in circles?

   • Adjust priorities, remove dead weight.

6. Call for Reinforcements

   • Apps like Trello, Notion, or a plain notebook become your figurative net.

   • Friends, colleagues, or professionals can catch stragglers you can’t reach.

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Quick Recap

• Feathered ducks: Check legality, lure with food, herd calmly, transport safely, quarantine on arrival.

• Figurative ducks: Capture tasks on paper, group them, schedule, execute in focused bursts, review weekly.

May your park grow quiet, your coop secure, and every last duck—literal or literary—return safely to its roost.