I couldn’t find an English translations of this (does anybody volunteer?)
Roughly:
“A dog ran to the kitchen, from the cook an egg he stole
The cook tore the dog asunder, with his cooking pole
Then all the dogs came running, and dug the dog a grave
And they put up a headstone, on which this was engraved:”
More literally:
A dog loped in the kitchen, and stole [from] the cook an egg.Then took the cook a spoon, and smote the dog in twain.Then came all the dogs, and dug for him a grave,And set up a gravestone, whereon engravéd was:
Thank you. Both actually.
Roughly:
“A dog ran to the kitchen, from the cook an egg he stole
The cook tore the dog asunder, with his cooking pole
Then all the dogs came running, and dug the dog a grave
And they put up a headstone, on which this was engraved:”
More literally:
A dog loped in the kitchen, and stole [from] the cook an egg.
Then took the cook a spoon, and smote the dog in twain.
Then came all the dogs, and dug for him a grave,
And set up a gravestone, whereon engravéd was:
Thank you. Both actually.