I am reminded of the old joke about Newton[1] cutting a large hole in his door for the mama cat and a few small holes for each of the kittens. I guess in principle, it might be possible to glut your yard with enough food to satiate all the neighborhood raccoons, but I expect that’ll take vastly more food than you imagine, and to come with a host of new problems. Instead consider deploying some kind of cat-specific elevated feeding station – it looks lots of people like cats enough to have thoroughly solved precisely the problem you’re encountering.
I am reminded of the old joke about Newton[1] cutting a large hole in his door for the mama cat and a few small holes for each of the kittens.
I guess in principle, it might be possible to glut your yard with enough food to satiate all the neighborhood raccoons, but I expect that’ll take vastly more food than you imagine, and to come with a host of new problems. Instead consider deploying some kind of cat-specific elevated feeding station – it looks lots of people like cats enough to have thoroughly solved precisely the problem you’re encountering.
Obviously apocryphally.