I remember once reading Richard Stallman saying that when he dies, if his body cannot be used for medical research, he would want it to be used for cannibalism or necrophilia.
A rather weird thing to say, but on reflection, not quite as weird as people’s usual thoughts on death — “I want my body to be put into the ground so it can decompose” or “I want my body to be burned so it can be of no use to anybody” — right?
Well, along with medical research, organ donation and cryonics also probably exceed the expected utility of cannibalism or necrophilia.
That said, I’m not sure they would be mutually exclusive. My head for my future self, my innards for the sick, my penis and anus for lovers, and my arms and legs for the hungry.
Cryonics and organ donation is really a winning combination. It solves the organ donor’s worry that doctors might not take long shots at saving your life if they can harvest your organs instead.
This is correct but I imagine it could be bypassed, if you severed the head and used the carotid arteries / jugular veins. I imagine that’s much messier and more difficult than doing the whole body through one well-defined entry point, but may be possible.
I tried searching to find a citation for this and the most obvious keywords just take me here. 50 karma to anyone who has enough Google-fu to find me a citation.
I was thinking of the fourth post on this page. Looks like I misremembered, he didn’t mention cannibalism, but given the rest of that post, I’d bet money that he’d be fine with it (perhaps as a third choice).
I remember once reading Richard Stallman saying that when he dies, if his body cannot be used for medical research, he would want it to be used for cannibalism or necrophilia.
A rather weird thing to say, but on reflection, not quite as weird as people’s usual thoughts on death — “I want my body to be put into the ground so it can decompose” or “I want my body to be burned so it can be of no use to anybody” — right?
Well, along with medical research, organ donation and cryonics also probably exceed the expected utility of cannibalism or necrophilia.
That said, I’m not sure they would be mutually exclusive. My head for my future self, my innards for the sick, my penis and anus for lovers, and my arms and legs for the hungry.
NEW UTILITARIAN LITMUS TEST
Perhaps a slightly more poetic phrasing like “My head for myself, my organs for the sick, my crotch for the horny, and my limbs for the hungry.”
(Of course the most tasty meat is on the torso, at least in cows...)
Cryonics and organ donation is really a winning combination. It solves the organ donor’s worry that doctors might not take long shots at saving your life if they can harvest your organs instead.
As I understand, current cryo practices use your circulatory system to get cryopreservant into your brain, and this leaves your organs useless.
Is this wrong?
This is correct but I imagine it could be bypassed, if you severed the head and used the carotid arteries / jugular veins. I imagine that’s much messier and more difficult than doing the whole body through one well-defined entry point, but may be possible.
shit
I tried searching to find a citation for this and the most obvious keywords just take me here. 50 karma to anyone who has enough Google-fu to find me a citation.
I was thinking of the fourth post on this page. Looks like I misremembered, he didn’t mention cannibalism, but given the rest of that post, I’d bet money that he’d be fine with it (perhaps as a third choice).
Here.
Command-F “corpse”.
In context and reading quickly, I thought you were suggesting a macro in Emacs.