Germany is glad to announce that even though the conflicts of the recent times have led to some unfortunate bloodbaths, this has also been a great time for Science. Under the lead of our brilliant Minister of Internal Security, Herr Prof. Doktor Weltschmerz (Dr.phil, Dr.med, D.Sc, D.Occ Psych, Eng.D, etc.), we conducted a number of experiments in the former French territories, leading to breakthroughs in the field of Occupation Science. As an example, we ran a number of randomized, double-blinded experiments on e.g. the comparative effectiveness of treating regions leniently versus having mass executions on the smallest sign of trouble. The results were crucial in helping figure out the best ways to integrate the country’s citizens on a mass scale.
We are pleased to note that the results have now been accepted for publication in the International Journal of Social Engineering, but an even more gratifying result is that the people in-the-regions-formerly-known-as-France have abandoned their old identity at a record pace. German sausages and beer have now been accepted as the main dish in every home, and the numbers of volunteers flocking to enlist to the defense of their new homeland are truly remarkable. Best of all, there have been generous donations of truthen silverware: even though our truth mines have been working at full gear for many years now, melting down these household implements has helped refill the German truth coffers once again.
“We are truly on das Path to der World Domination now”, says our brilliant Minister of Internal Security, Herr Prof. Doktor Weltschmerz (Dr.phil, Dr.med, D.Sc, D.Occ Psych, Eng.D, etc.). “Let us all have das Drink für that, bitte schön!”
Germany is glad to announce that even though the conflicts of the recent times have led to some unfortunate bloodbaths, this has also been a great time for Science. Under the lead of our brilliant Minister of Internal Security, Herr Prof. Doktor Weltschmerz (Dr.phil, Dr.med, D.Sc, D.Occ Psych, Eng.D, etc.), we conducted a number of experiments in the former French territories, leading to breakthroughs in the field of Occupation Science. As an example, we ran a number of randomized, double-blinded experiments on e.g. the comparative effectiveness of treating regions leniently versus having mass executions on the smallest sign of trouble. The results were crucial in helping figure out the best ways to integrate the country’s citizens on a mass scale.
We are pleased to note that the results have now been accepted for publication in the International Journal of Social Engineering, but an even more gratifying result is that the people in-the-regions-formerly-known-as-France have abandoned their old identity at a record pace. German sausages and beer have now been accepted as the main dish in every home, and the numbers of volunteers flocking to enlist to the defense of their new homeland are truly remarkable. Best of all, there have been generous donations of truthen silverware: even though our truth mines have been working at full gear for many years now, melting down these household implements has helped refill the German truth coffers once again.
“We are truly on das Path to der World Domination now”, says our brilliant Minister of Internal Security, Herr Prof. Doktor Weltschmerz (Dr.phil, Dr.med, D.Sc, D.Occ Psych, Eng.D, etc.). “Let us all have das Drink für that, bitte schön!”