It’s clever, but I don’t think the workers would be irrational for sealing it up.
If Hell is real, then it makes sense to conclude Christianity or Islam is mostly true too. Which means that a super-powerful agent wants those people tortured. If you try and save them, you will fail. (There’s no thwarting an omnipotent or near-omnipotent being). And this agent will probably torture you too for trying.
When I try and imagine what the god who could exist and call himself Yahweh and not have been noticed until now would do in a situation, my brain spits out “do nothing and continue to hide oneself, because it was part of the plan all along”
So maybe by flooding Hell you’re acausally making Yahweh decide in advance when he made the plan “I’m gonna torture people up until this person floods Hell.” instead of “I’m gonna torture them forever.”
Cool response! Upvoted. But when I saw the comic, I read it as:
“Hey! Certain things are pretty scary and seem to be beyond our human abilities to deal with! But in the face of fear, we should size things up and take action, large-scale action if need be.” In other words, a metaphor for death. (But I’ve been seeing many things as metaphors for death lately, so your mileage may vary.)
The “Yahweh wants it this way” conclusion is interesting, but then again: If God had to put Hell literally underground, he seems like more a Philip Pullman-ish “mortal god” than an all-powerful superbeing, since he works on the same material plane as us, more or less. (Imagine, for example, what the Devil would be in a literal underground hell. Invincible monster? Probably nothing a few nukes couldn’t deal with.) Or perhaps they found the door to Hades and they’ll get to face off against a (very beatable) Greek pantheon.
Either way: Better to wage war on Hell than let it sit there. I don’t trust any superbeing not to send me there, however pure a life I lead (even if we’re just thinking about Christianity vs. Islam, I seem to have only half a chance at Heaven).
It’s clever, but I don’t think the workers would be irrational for sealing it up.
If Hell is real, then it makes sense to conclude Christianity or Islam is mostly true too. Which means that a super-powerful agent wants those people tortured. If you try and save them, you will fail. (There’s no thwarting an omnipotent or near-omnipotent being). And this agent will probably torture you too for trying.
Edit: In other words, “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
When I try and imagine what the god who could exist and call himself Yahweh and not have been noticed until now would do in a situation, my brain spits out “do nothing and continue to hide oneself, because it was part of the plan all along”
So maybe by flooding Hell you’re acausally making Yahweh decide in advance when he made the plan “I’m gonna torture people up until this person floods Hell.” instead of “I’m gonna torture them forever.”
Cool response! Upvoted. But when I saw the comic, I read it as:
“Hey! Certain things are pretty scary and seem to be beyond our human abilities to deal with! But in the face of fear, we should size things up and take action, large-scale action if need be.” In other words, a metaphor for death. (But I’ve been seeing many things as metaphors for death lately, so your mileage may vary.)
The “Yahweh wants it this way” conclusion is interesting, but then again: If God had to put Hell literally underground, he seems like more a Philip Pullman-ish “mortal god” than an all-powerful superbeing, since he works on the same material plane as us, more or less. (Imagine, for example, what the Devil would be in a literal underground hell. Invincible monster? Probably nothing a few nukes couldn’t deal with.) Or perhaps they found the door to Hades and they’ll get to face off against a (very beatable) Greek pantheon.
Either way: Better to wage war on Hell than let it sit there. I don’t trust any superbeing not to send me there, however pure a life I lead (even if we’re just thinking about Christianity vs. Islam, I seem to have only half a chance at Heaven).
You’re right. We just have to think: “What would Squirrel Girl do?”