(sing to On Top of Old Smokey) On top of a small hill, all covered with mud I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died I went to his funeral to see Barney dead He was much less ugly without any head I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave —Eliezer Yudkowsky
(sing to “Deck the Halls”) Fill Barney with gasoline! Na na na na na, na na na na Light a match and watch it gleam Now Barney is purple ashes Aren’t you glad you played with matches? -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
(sing to On Top of Old Smokey) On top of a small hill, all covered with mud I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died I went to his funeral to see Barney dead He was much less ugly without any head I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave —Eliezer Yudkowsky
(sing to “Deck the Halls”) Fill Barney with gasoline! Na na na na na, na na na na Light a match and watch it gleam Now Barney is purple ashes Aren’t you glad you played with matches? -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
(On Top of Old Smokey) On top of a small hill, all covered with mud I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died I went to his funeral to see Barney dead He was much less ugly without any head I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave —Eliezer Yudkowsky
(sing to “Deck the Halls”) Fill Barney with gasoline! Na na na na na, na na na na Light a match and watch it gleam Now Barney is purple ashes Aren’t you glad you played with matches? -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
On top of a small hill, all covered with mud
I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood
I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride
I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died
I went to his funeral to see Barney dead
He was much less ugly without any head
I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave
I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave
—Eliezer Yudkowsky
Fill Barney with gasoline!
Na na na na na, na na na na
Light a match and watch it gleam
Now Barney is purple ashes
Aren’t you glad you played with matches?
—Eliezer Yudkowsky
(On Top of Old Smokey)
On top of a small hill, all covered with mud
I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood
I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride
I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died
I went to his funeral to see Barney dead
He was much less ugly without any head
I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave
I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave
—Eliezer Yudkowsky
(sing to “Deck the Halls”)
Fill Barney with gasoline!
Na na na na na, na na na na
Light a match and watch it gleam
Now Barney is purple ashes
Aren’t you glad you played with matches?
—Eliezer Yudkowsky
What is “Professor Barney” a reference to? (A certain purple dinosaur?)
Yep, B’harne.
Barney vs. the Federation: Part One; Part Two; Part Three.
Important note: This is not the same Eliezer Yudkowsky. This Eliezer Yudkowsky is like 13 years old or something.
Thanks. I added it to the list of references on the TvTropes page.
Barney vs. the Federation: Part One; Part Two; Part Three.
Barney vs. the Federation: Part One; Part Two; Part Three.
(On Top of Old Smokey)
Barney vs. the Federation: Part One; Part Two; Part Three.
(sing to “Deck the Halls”)
(On Top of Old Smokey) On top of a small hill, all covered with mud I shot Barney’s head off and blew out his blood I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride I shot Barney’s head off, I watched as he died I went to his funeral to see Barney dead He was much less ugly without any head I saw a Sponge Minion crying by Barney’s grave I took a machine gun and shot Barney’s slave —Eliezer Yudkowsky
Barney vs. the Federation: Part One; Part Two; Part Three.
(sing to “Deck the Halls”) Fill Barney with gasoline! Na na na na na, na na na na Light a match and watch it gleam Now Barney is purple ashes Aren’t you glad you played with matches? —Eliezer Yudkowsky