1. Light candle from candle that’s already burning.
2. Strike match. Light candle.
3. Use butane lighter to light candle.
4. Light candle using burning stick.
5. Hold candle over a burner on a gas range that’s on.
6. Use old-fashioned Zippo ligher like dad used to have to light candle.
7. Light candle using gas welding rig.
8. Take plate of t-bone steaks to a neighbor with a BBQ grill. Offer to trade for him lighting candle.
9. Use MAPP gas torch with trigger to light candle.
10. Toss candle into the glory hole (used by glassblowers).
11. Hold candle while insulting Homelander.
12. Start a fire with a magnifying glass. Light candle.
13. Rub 2 sticks together to make a fire. Light candle.
14. Wrap nichrome model rocket igniter around wick. Connect igniter to model rocket launch control. Press “Launch”. Candle lights.
15. Launch a model rocket trailing a thin copper wire into a thunderstorm cloud. On the ground run the wire into a bucket of flamable liquid. Lightening strikes rocket, travels down wire, ignites liquid. Light candle.
16. Live an evil life. Die and be buried holding the candle. If there really is Heaven and Hell, then wherever you end up, insult the gatekeeper. You’ll probably end up in Hell. In the event that you *CAN* take it with you, then both you AND the candle will light up.
17. Travel to west coast. Find the nearest forest fire. Light candle from forest fire.
18. Travel to Hawaii. Find nearest active volcano. Light candle from magma.
19. Soak rags in flammable material. Put into container in such a way that they will initiate spontaneous combustion. Light candle.
20. Find a person who is subject to spontaneous human combustion. Let them hold the candle.
21. Attach candle to heavy weight and drop into atmosphere from space. Candle will ignite and burn up on re-entry.
22. Aim powerful laser at candle wick until it ignites.
23. Toss candle into operating firebox of old steam locomotive.
24. Wait 5 billion years until sun expands into red giant.
25. Set off roman candle firework. Use it to light candle.
26. Find Santa’s house at North Pole. Fireplace will surely be operating. Use it to light candle.
27. Open nozzle on tanker truck carrying liquid oxygen and drain contents onto asphalt road. Let liquid oxygen soak into asphalt. Ignite with spark. Ignite candle from whatever happens.
28. Find a Southern Babtist church in Alabama. Release a story to local paper and social media of a “Down with Trump” rally at church featuring Hillary Clinton. Wait for the church to be set on fire.
29. Ask family member to light candle using steps 1-28 detailed above. That makes 56.
30. Ask neighbor to light candle using steps 1-28 above. That makes 84.
31. Have neighbor ask one of THEIR family members to light candle using steps 1-28 above. That makes 112
1. Light candle from candle that’s already burning.
2. Strike match. Light candle.
3. Use butane lighter to light candle.
4. Light candle using burning stick.
5. Hold candle over a burner on a gas range that’s on.
6. Use old-fashioned Zippo ligher like dad used to have to light candle.
7. Light candle using gas welding rig.
8. Take plate of t-bone steaks to a neighbor with a BBQ grill. Offer to trade for him lighting candle.
9. Use MAPP gas torch with trigger to light candle.
10. Toss candle into the glory hole (used by glassblowers).
11. Hold candle while insulting Homelander.
12. Start a fire with a magnifying glass. Light candle.
13. Rub 2 sticks together to make a fire. Light candle.
14. Wrap nichrome model rocket igniter around wick. Connect igniter to model rocket launch control. Press “Launch”. Candle lights.
15. Launch a model rocket trailing a thin copper wire into a thunderstorm cloud. On the ground run the wire into a bucket of flamable liquid. Lightening strikes rocket, travels down wire, ignites liquid. Light candle.
16. Live an evil life. Die and be buried holding the candle. If there really is Heaven and Hell, then wherever you end up, insult the gatekeeper. You’ll probably end up in Hell. In the event that you *CAN* take it with you, then both you AND the candle will light up.
17. Travel to west coast. Find the nearest forest fire. Light candle from forest fire.
18. Travel to Hawaii. Find nearest active volcano. Light candle from magma.
19. Soak rags in flammable material. Put into container in such a way that they will initiate spontaneous combustion. Light candle.
20. Find a person who is subject to spontaneous human combustion. Let them hold the candle.
21. Attach candle to heavy weight and drop into atmosphere from space. Candle will ignite and burn up on re-entry.
22. Aim powerful laser at candle wick until it ignites.
23. Toss candle into operating firebox of old steam locomotive.
24. Wait 5 billion years until sun expands into red giant.
25. Set off roman candle firework. Use it to light candle.
26. Find Santa’s house at North Pole. Fireplace will surely be operating. Use it to light candle.
27. Open nozzle on tanker truck carrying liquid oxygen and drain contents onto asphalt road. Let liquid oxygen soak into asphalt. Ignite with spark. Ignite candle from whatever happens.
28. Find a Southern Babtist church in Alabama. Release a story to local paper and social media of a “Down with Trump” rally at church featuring Hillary Clinton. Wait for the church to be set on fire.
29. Ask family member to light candle using steps 1-28 detailed above. That makes 56.
30. Ask neighbor to light candle using steps 1-28 above. That makes 84.
31. Have neighbor ask one of THEIR family members to light candle using steps 1-28 above. That makes 112