My post was intended seriously (well, parts of it are obviously a joke) and I didn’t put much effort into making it sound like lsusr, as the rules explicitly said I could post anyway. Besides, since I am lsusr I don’t need to imitate myself.
The serious parts of my post are serious, anyway.
The argument works more generally. You not being a chicken is evidence that chickens don’t have qualia, even without a simulation. Perhaps I should have included this argument in my post last year as, given the sheer number of shrimp, it’s strong evidence against shrimp sentience.
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/zfWEkJxbraymvqtjS/meditations-on-suffering-1