Professors are selected to be good at research not good at teaching. They are also evaluated at being good at research, not at teaching. You are assuming universities primarily care about undergraduate teaching, but that is very wrong.
(I’m not sure why this is the case, but I’m confident that it is)
“This is what it looks like in practice, by default, when someone tries to outsource some cognitive labor which they could not themselves perform.”
This proves way too much. People successfully outsource cognitive labor all the time (this describes most white-collar jobs). This is possible because very frequently, it is easier to be confident that work has been done correctly than to actually do the work. You shouldn’t just blindly trust an AI that claims to have solved alignment (just like you wouldn’t blindly trust a human), but that doesn’t mean AIs (or other humans) can’t do any useful work.