pyramid
2. slingshot
3. catapult
4. teeter totter
5. transporter beam
6. psychic projection
7. cannon
8. car ramp
9. sitting on a bomb
10. breeding a tall dinosaur
11. super tall tree
12. skyscraper
13. wait for tectonic plates to make mountains
14. bouncy chihuaha
15. geyser
16. supercollider (point it at moon)
17. asking aliens for help
18. shooting rope to moon with crossbow
19. giant tsunami
20. pile of army ants
21. wishing really hard
22. in a dream
23. centrifugal force from big rotating thing
24. quantum fluctuation
25. the man in the moon reaches down
26. pole vault
27. shoes with big springs
28. flatulence rocket
29. solar sail (and laser?)
30. giant escalator
31. redefining kansas to be part of the moon
32. giant stilts
33. take lsd
34. Wizard of Oz tornado puts house on moon
35. threaten to hold your breath until someone puts you on the moon
36. produce more atmosphere and fly there on a plane
37. call an Uber
38. medieval siege tower
39. reconstruct the tower of babel
40. practice jumping really really high
41. pass a tax break for property on the moon and wait for a rich guy to claim it
42. ask Superman to do it
43. propeller beanie on space suit
44. ejaculate really hard
45. atomic powered tennis racket and ball
46. giant beanstalk
47. giant Jenga game
48. get energetic cat. point laser at moon.
49. send it by UPS and let them figure it out
50. get punched by Jackie Gleason
(Took me 30 minutes. I was really sleepy which may have hurt or helped.)
Did anyone else show up? I logged on around 5:30 EST and went to the Mushroom Forest, but no one was there.