MALKO: And then chop off his cock. We can sell it for a fortune. A dwarf’s cock has magic powers.
TYRION: Wait, wait, wait, wait! You can’t just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it. He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?
SLAVER: It will be a dwarf-sized cock.
TYRION: Guess again.
MALKO: The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.
This relates to rationality because TYRION, in a moment of great stress, finds a convincing argument whose premise must have been repugnant to himself, analogous to a green tribe member quickly locating an argument that he finds detestable but blues find convincing.
It’s less that he finds an argument whose premise is repugnant, and more that he realizes that he doesn’t have a good angle of attack for convincing the slavers to not mutilate/kill him at all, but does have one for delaying doing so. I’d argue it’s more of a “perfect is the enemy of the good” judgement on his part than a disagreeable argument (After all, Tyrion has gleefully made that clarification to several people before.)
SLAVER: What about the dwarf?
MALKO: Worthless. Cut his throat.
TYRION (The Dwarf): Wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, let’s discuss this!
MALKO: And then chop off his cock. We can sell it for a fortune. A dwarf’s cock has magic powers.
TYRION: Wait, wait, wait, wait! You can’t just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it. He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?
SLAVER: It will be a dwarf-sized cock.
TYRION: Guess again.
MALKO: The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.
From Game of Thrones
This relates to rationality because TYRION, in a moment of great stress, finds a convincing argument whose premise must have been repugnant to himself, analogous to a green tribe member quickly locating an argument that he finds detestable but blues find convincing.
It’s less that he finds an argument whose premise is repugnant, and more that he realizes that he doesn’t have a good angle of attack for convincing the slavers to not mutilate/kill him at all, but does have one for delaying doing so. I’d argue it’s more of a “perfect is the enemy of the good” judgement on his part than a disagreeable argument (After all, Tyrion has gleefully made that clarification to several people before.)
What would he find detestable about having a large cock?
It is funny that in the books he repeatedly says to women that he has a normal sized penis.
(BTW, in my country there is a urban legend according to which height and penis length are inversely correlated.)