I think the idea is that the second part is something you’d normally be expected to do (debug your FAI, think about moral philosophy, etc.), but might do too much of. So your “avoiding Russian Roulette too much” doesn’t quite work. Here’s sort of the prototypical “fun Umeshism”:
If you’ve never hit the ground while skydiving, you’re opening your parachute too early.
I’m still not quite sure I get the form of these things. Does this work:
If you’ve never shot yourself in the head, you’re avoiding Russian Roulette too much.
I think the idea is that the second part is something you’d normally be expected to do (debug your FAI, think about moral philosophy, etc.), but might do too much of. So your “avoiding Russian Roulette too much” doesn’t quite work. Here’s sort of the prototypical “fun Umeshism”: