So I broke up with Alice over a long conversation that included an hour-long primer on evolutionary psychology
in which I explained how natural selection had built me to be attracted to certain features that she lacked.
LOL
(Just couldn’t resist posting my reaction, even though there’s already an essentially identical comment.)
(And makes me all the more glad I’ve never broken up with anyone, even though this requirement made it kinda hard to get into a relationship in the first place.)
LOL
(Just couldn’t resist posting my reaction, even though there’s already an essentially identical comment.)
It seems that this was made a lot more amusing by you apparently having great social skills these days.
(And makes me all the more glad I’ve never broken up with anyone, even though this requirement made it kinda hard to get into a relationship in the first place.)