CARSON (turning to KEITH): Keith, would you like a cigarette? Here, this is a particularly rational brand.
KEITH (a bit bemused): “Rational...?” (A slight pause) Oh, I’m sorry, thank you. I don’t smoke.
(Exclamations of disapproval from JONATHAN and GRETA.)
GRETA (lashing out): You don’t smoke! Why not?
KEITH (taken back): Well, uh… because I don’t like to.
CARSON (in scarcely-controlled fury): You don’t like to! You permit your mere subjective whims, your feelings (this word said with utmost contempt) to stand in the way of reason and reality?
-Mozart Was a Red: A Morality Play In One Act, by Murray Rothbard
-Mozart Was a Red: A Morality Play In One Act, by Murray Rothbard
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