Okay, here’s a better one: If the subject of sex comes up, just say “Haha I’m actually a pedophile, though, soo....” Avoid laughing, or even smiling, and maintain expectant eye contact until they respond. If they ask whether you’re joking then make an expression like you’re about to cry, and then leave the conversation.
Bam, person has an extremely negative opinion of you :)
Okay, here’s a better one: If the subject of sex comes up, just say “Haha I’m actually a pedophile, though, soo....” Avoid laughing, or even smiling, and maintain expectant eye contact until they respond. If they ask whether you’re joking then make an expression like you’re about to cry, and then leave the conversation.
Bam, person has an extremely negative opinion of you :)