Though when people are immortal superbeings, I also expect it to become common that they’ll spend a very long time if necessary searching for an instance of fairytale monogamy to be their first relationship.
I volunteer to be the evil villain who goes about poisoning damsels and locking them up in towers so that they role play rescues by knights in shining armor. I’ll turn a few guys into beasts too in case they are feeling left out.
Oh, these damsels are going to be real damsels. No catgirl delivery for me. I’m actually kidnapping real people and locking them up in towers. That’s why I’m Evil.
I volunteer to be the evil villain who goes about poisoning damsels and locking them up in towers so that they role play rescues by knights in shining armor. I’ll turn a few guys into beasts too in case they are feeling left out.
Thank you for volunteering this invaluable service ^_^
Relevant.
Oh, these damsels are going to be real damsels. No catgirl delivery for me. I’m actually kidnapping real people and locking them up in towers. That’s why I’m Evil.
sounds like my weekend.