AnthonyC comments on Passages I Highlighted in The Letters of J.R.R.Tolkien

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Edit to add: Just thinking about the converse, you could also make it sound more ridiculous by rewriting it with more obscure parts of the legendarium, too.

Conquer Morgoth with Ungoliant. Turn Maiar into balrogs. Glamdring among the morgul-blades.