Dilbert: Dogbert, I don’t understand why you, or anyone else, would become a vegetarian.
Dogbert: You mean, why don’t I take dead animals, cook them until they become carcinogenic, then eat them instead of something nutritious? Is that your question?
Dilbert: Exactly. Is there any good reason? Have you joined a cult?
Dogbert: Apparently.
Dilbert: Dogbert, I don’t understand why you, or anyone else, would become a vegetarian. Dogbert: You mean, why don’t I take dead animals, cook them until they become carcinogenic, then eat them instead of something nutritious? Is that your question? Dilbert: Exactly. Is there any good reason? Have you joined a cult? Dogbert: Apparently.
Oh, and the TV Tropes Wiki is definitely a cultish Happy Big Idea. They even admit that TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life. ;)