Principal: “I have a very sad announcement to make. Your teacher has unexpectedly passed away, and there is no substitute...”
Child (with bloodstained shirt, hiding a knife under the desk): “So… We all passed last week’s test?”
Principal: “I have a very sad announcement to make. Your teacher has unexpectedly passed away, and there is no substitute...”
Child (with bloodstained shirt, hiding a knife under the desk): “So… We all passed last week’s test?”